Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML
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kshafer08
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Mom-1 You-0
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Buttsexpirate
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Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.
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kshafer08
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Mom-1 You-0
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deeters
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Lol I wish my mum was like that
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jerseyboy732
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SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
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_Oblivion_
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I fucking love cupcakes.
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MeeshaMeeshaPup
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I know how OP feels. My family says shit like that to me all the time. But I know they're only joking. Lol
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Wederoney
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Damn that's funny xD. This is going right into my favourites.
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UnleashedKilla1
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Damn right I love my cupcakes! I eat them when the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want, and no I'm not fat.
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KGBelle24
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Watch out, we got a badass over here!
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PlastikSeraph
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WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD ROBS A CUPCAKE STORE?!?! IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE??
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confusedAsFuck
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Your mum is the definition of fun. Embrace it while you still can
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Buttsexpirate
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Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.
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FinnishAmerican
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Lol yes she is, op you need to lighten up! Learn how to take a joke!
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pedosmurf
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Haha ur far bet you took cupcakes? Funny
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Alli201103
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Well actually it was very funny :)
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Ugi
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Don't know why you're thumbed down #3 - I heartily agree.
Edit - sorry, either something's odd with my display today or 20 people have up'ed #3 in the last 2 mins - was showing -9!
Edit - sorry, either something's odd with my display today or 20 people have up'ed #3 in the last 2 mins - was showing -9!
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GuardianxCore
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Sorry but I don't quite understand the joke.. Can someone explain?
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Pixxio_O
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^ OP got called fat by his/her mum
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speshlk37
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Should have said, "The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!"
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poprocksss73
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Classic George. (:
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onlychildFTW
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Haha. Gotta love George costansa.
I have no idea if I spelled that right.
I have no idea if I spelled that right.
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jmanh
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Llllllllooooooolllllll
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poprocksss73
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George Cantstandya
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Mirorbo
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If it's a one time thing, laugh it off, darling. If she does this repeatedly and there's nothing wrong with your weight, then she has issues to work out.
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vanderleibry
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Or, there is a problem and her mom is awesome.
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AugustBurnsToast
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I'd be like, 'Hey cupcakes are hard to compete with!'
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Mitcha857
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Too true! If you robbed a cupcake store for money, you'd grab a few cupcakes too right? Why not?
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NakedPixels
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Pwnt by mom.
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Pentium_4
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"very funny mom" indeed
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Pelreskovich
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Your mother is such a jokester!
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crazydog1223
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Is your mom a comedien?
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cBlackout
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What's a comedien?