Miscellaneous: Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake...

By cieee - 13/02/2012 07:09 - United States

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

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You deserved it 5 072

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By bdayboy - 11/01/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 381

You deserved it 2 843

Motherly love

By Anonymous - 13/11/2024 09:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, my mom texted me, “I just want you to know I love you very much.” Touched, I replied, “I love you too, Mom!” Her next message said, “Oops, wrong person.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 407

You deserved it 62

By love you too mommy - 27/01/2014 19:26 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 475

You deserved it 5 291

It wasn't me

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML

I agree, your life sucks 373

You deserved it 198

By lol112 - 02/06/2012 12:47 - United States - Monroe Township

Today, when I was ordering pizza, I got a text from my mom saying "I love you". When the man thanked me I accidentally said, "I love you too." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 802

You deserved it 5 471

Good one, thanks

By MarkTheShark - 12/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 914

You deserved it 6 864

By idiot - 28/07/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 833

You deserved it 126 219

By Anonymous - 26/07/2012 10:42 - Australia

Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 419

You deserved it 2 707

Crossed wires

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I sent a romantic, flirty text to my boyfriend. A few minutes later, I got a reply from… my mom, saying, “I don’t think this was meant for me, but thanks for making my day awkward.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 243

You deserved it 425

Classic Mom

By secret - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Ashford

Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 454

You deserved it 2 303

kshafer08 7

Monday 13 February 2012 12:02

Mom-1 You-0

Buttsexpirate 9

Monday 13 February 2012 12:04

Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.

Comments

kshafer08 7

Monday 13 February 2012 12:02

Mom-1 You-0

deeters 0

Monday 13 February 2012 12:13

Lol I wish my mum was like that

jerseyboy732 16

Monday 13 February 2012 12:25

SUPPORT THE TROOPS!

_Oblivion_ 12

Monday 13 February 2012 13:16

I ******* love cupcakes.

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Monday 13 February 2012 15:20

I know how OP feels. My family says shit like that to me all the time. But I know they're only joking. Lol

Wederoney 16

Tuesday 14 February 2012 1:11

Damn that's funny xD. This is going right into my favourites.

UnleashedKilla1 4

Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:04

Damn right I love my cupcakes! I eat them when the **** I want, whenever the **** I want, and no I'm not fat.

KGBelle24 7

Tuesday 14 February 2012 4:23

Watch out, we got a badass over here!

PlastikSeraph 2

Tuesday 14 February 2012 6:38

WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD ROBS A CUPCAKE STORE?!?! IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE??

confusedAsFuck 34

Thursday 15 August 2013 20:25

Your mum is the definition of fun. Embrace it while you still can

Buttsexpirate 9

Monday 13 February 2012 12:04

Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.

FinnishAmerican 3

Monday 13 February 2012 12:52

Lol yes she is, op you need to lighten up! Learn how to take a joke!

pedosmurf 7

Monday 13 February 2012 13:19

Haha ur far bet you took cupcakes? Funny

Alli201103 3

Monday 13 February 2012 12:05

Well actually it was very funny :)

Ugi 26

Monday 13 February 2012 14:21

Don't know why you're thumbed down #3 - I heartily agree. Edit - sorry, either something's odd with my display today or 20 people have up'ed #3 in the last 2 mins - was showing -9!

GuardianxCore 0

Monday 13 February 2012 23:16

Sorry but I don't quite understand the joke.. Can someone explain?

Pixxio_O 11

Monday 13 February 2012 23:39

^ OP got called fat by his/her mum

speshlk37 13

Monday 13 February 2012 12:06

Should have said, "The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!"

poprocksss73 7

Monday 13 February 2012 12:27

Classic George. (:

onlychildFTW 33

Monday 13 February 2012 20:15

Haha. Gotta love George costansa. I have no idea if I spelled that right.

jmanh 6

Tuesday 14 February 2012 3:39

Llllllllooooooolllllll

poprocksss73 7

Tuesday 14 February 2012 12:11

George Cantstandya

Mirorbo 26

Monday 13 February 2012 12:07

If it's a one time thing, laugh it off, darling. If she does this repeatedly and there's nothing wrong with your weight, then she has issues to work out.