FML : Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money,...

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cieee / Monday 13 February 2012 07:09 / United States

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By kshafer08 | 7

#4029240 - Monday 13 February 2012 12:02

Mom-1 You-0

By Buttsexpirate | 9

#4029248 - Monday 13 February 2012 12:04

Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.

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By kshafer08 | 7

#4029240 - Monday 13 February 2012 12:02

Mom-1 You-0

deeters | 0

#4029281 - Monday 13 February 2012 12:13

Lol I wish my mum was like that

jerseyboy732 | 16

#4029311 - Monday 13 February 2012 12:25

SUPPORT THE TROOPS!

_Oblivion_ | 12

#4029468 - Monday 13 February 2012 13:16

I fucking love cupcakes.

MeeshaMeeshaPup | 8

#4029660 - Monday 13 February 2012 15:20

I know how OP feels. My family says shit like that to me all the time. But I know they're only joking. Lol

Wederoney | 16

#4031183 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 1:11

Damn that's funny xD. This is going right into my favourites.

UnleashedKilla1 | 4

#4031387 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 2:04

Damn right I love my cupcakes! I eat them when the fuck I want, whenever the fuck I want, and no I'm not fat.

KGBelle24 | 7

#4032162 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 4:23

Watch out, we got a badass over here!

PlastikSeraph | 2

#4032631 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 6:38

WHAT KIND OF SICK BASTARD ROBS A CUPCAKE STORE?!?! IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE??

confusedAsFuck | 34

#5629110 - Thursday 15 August 2013 20:25

Your mum is the definition of fun. Embrace it while you still can

By Buttsexpirate | 9

#4029248 - Monday 13 February 2012 12:04

Haha your mom's pretty hilarious.

FinnishAmerican | 3

#4029402 - Monday 13 February 2012 12:52

Lol yes she is, op you need to lighten up! Learn how to take a joke!

pedosmurf | 7

#4029484 - Monday 13 February 2012 13:19

Haha ur far bet you took cupcakes? Funny

By Alli201103 | 3

#4029252 - Monday 13 February 2012 12:05

Well actually it was very funny :)

Ugi | 26

#4029560 - Monday 13 February 2012 14:21

Don't know why you're thumbed down #3 - I heartily agree.

Edit - sorry, either something's odd with my display today or 20 people have up'ed #3 in the last 2 mins - was showing -9!

GuardianxCore | 0

#4030831 - Monday 13 February 2012 23:16

Sorry but I don't quite understand the joke.. Can someone explain?

Pixxio_O | 11

#4030893 - Monday 13 February 2012 23:39

^ OP got called fat by his/her mum

By speshlk37 | 13

#4029257 - Monday 13 February 2012 12:06

Should have said, "The Jerk Store called, they're running out of you!"

poprocksss73 | 7

#4029322 - Monday 13 February 2012 12:27

Classic George. (:

onlychildFTW | 33

#4030232 - Monday 13 February 2012 20:15

Haha. Gotta love George costansa.

I have no idea if I spelled that right.

jmanh | 6

#4031958 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 3:39

Llllllllooooooolllllll

poprocksss73 | 7

#4033514 - Tuesday 14 February 2012 12:11

George Cantstandya

By Mirorbo | 26

#4029263 - Monday 13 February 2012 12:07

If it's a one time thing, laugh it off, darling. If she does this repeatedly and there's nothing wrong with your weight, then she has issues to work out.