Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML
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Top comments
tehslack 5
You deserve better, my dear. Just move on.
iheartkanye 8
Steal back the presents from that bastard!
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Comments (113)
coach25 5
The sad thing is he called to break up with you. He at least could have manned up and did it in person! Oh never mind he's a cheap spineless prick!
U_GotitDude 18
Scumbag
SighGuy89 5
Sounds like he has a Doctorate in Douche-bag Studies.... you don't want to be with an ass like that!
stargirl_95 24
You deserve much better than that douchebag OP. You can rest knowing that karma will bite him in the ass
kingsian 15
Learn from your mistakes, don't let it happen again.
maz95 17
You can do so much better! Be glad things are over. It's his loss, not yours.
willkill4coffee 12
What a lowlife... In the spirit of the season, go jingle balls on him??
evilvagina 9
he got you the best present... he disappeared!
Blue_Bug 9
Wow he's a jerk!
Miss_Attitude96 24
What about Santa's reindeer pooping down his chimney?