By ghoul - 08/03/2011 11:32

Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
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What's his name?

Future serial killer!

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What's his name?

yeah, I want to congratulate him on catching a squirrel, they're sneaky buggers.

squirrels are the best don't b hatin

squirrels are rats with a fancy suit uuugh

Was his name Foamy? Foamy is one funny squirrel!

shoulda bought him that goldfish he wanted ... tsk , now instead your son is well on is way to becoming a serial killer :D com'mon it's not like he FOUND it like that. also you may want to wash all the kitchen knives :p

You know, there was an FML here about someone's son keeping crucified mice under his bed... I guess, your son and him would make real good friends.

If he starts foaming at the mouth, you may want to get him checked out.

shoulda listened when he said he wanted a puppy...

Future serial killer!

That's what I was thinking. First he practices on squirrels, then...

yea my thoughts exactly..

let's add locks them away and does not feed them till they die....

Sounds like the beginning of a real life horror movie. Or maybe another Dumb and Dumber flic. Assuming he has a best friend...that's alive...

Was the squirrel alive when he got it?

stop saying no and get him a dog! geez

Better buy him a dog quick or who knows what else he'll make his pet.

Most likely he will kill the dog. NOT a kid I would buy a pet for. OP, you might want to introduce him to the Janitor from Scrubs.

That's nuts! Did he want to love it, and pet it and call him George?

Of mice and men reference FTW!