Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML
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tehslack 5
You deserve better, my dear. Just move on.
iheartkanye 8
Steal back the presents from that bastard!
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Comments (113)
padajuan 11
Well Jolene, that's what happens when you date a man just because you can.
blooperlala 1
What a low life.
doLLe 21
think you are better off without him
hahaawkward 3
Im empty like the day after Christmas swept beneath the wave of your goodbye. You left me on the day after Christmas, there's nothing left to say and so goodnight.
Mayshod 3
On behalf of my gender, I apologize for what he's done. A real man doesn't behave like that. Guys, take a lesson from this, if you're with someone and you are ready to end it, do so cleanly, swiftly and respectfully. It might get ugly and you may hurt someone but it'll be worse if you avoid it trying to spare their feelings. And ladies you take a lesson too. Just cause a guy breaks up with you doesn't make him a jerk or you undesirable. Take a break up maturely and move on.
pinkgreenblue 1
Sounds like a real scum bag. It's true, you deserve better, but that doesn't make it any easier. I'm sorry, OP.
leadwithlove 1
And the douchebag of the year award goes to...
leadwithlove 1
And the douchebag of the year award goes to...
scr0tumripp3d 7
Wow. You deserve waaaay better. Forget his stupid ass, and move on :)
Pumpykin 3
Mine claimed he couldn't afford a present . really he just left me on Christmas eve.