By moikristine - Norway - Fagerstrand
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

I'll take it! What is it?

Anywho, you seem kinda down and I see no better way of cheering you up than letting you lavish gifts on me. I can be very grateful, if you know what I mean ;) Mr. Worldwide, 305, Dale!

  wlddog  |  14

Can anyone lavish you with gifts? Or is this for OP only? I only ask because,,, well,,, because I don't want you to breakup with me. What we had that one night was special. Special to me anyway.

  perdix  |  29

#24, no, the gift-giving is open to anyone, and you have an opportunity to impress me even on a tight budget. Do you have access to really good apples? For some reason, the apples they sell here in Florida are shit (I blame the thugs of Big Citrus). So, if you'll send me some nice, crunchy apples, you'll be in my good graces. Thanks!

  wlddog  |  14

Hmmm. Well, actually strawberries are what we have in season over here. Not sure when fresh applies are available. However, I can send you some of the best strawberries you have had in your life. They taste like little red bags of sugar.

By  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

Hopefully it's something that you yourself can use... Keep it and use it to cheer yourself up just for spite... If not, return it. You don't need the constant reminder of that relationship hanging around.