By moikristine - 21/05/2013 10:24 - Norway - Fagerstrand

Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
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ThePieGuy0817 29

Hold on to the gift, and give it to someone else later.

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Ambient25 24

Just let him know about the inopportune timing so he doesn't get the retarded idea that you're "a crazy ex" or some stupid thing.

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ThePieGuy0817 29

Hold on to the gift, and give it to someone else later.

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thatonegirlnic 10

Oh yes, because everyone always appreciates a good regift. Make sure you tell the new person too!

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#32- A re-gift is when someone buys you a present and you give it to someone else. That's not what OP would be doing...

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silencebabyy 23

would be great but not if it was sent to his address

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Pleonasm 35

Well, you never had to wait for Postage and Packaging on a break-up.

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

NOT FUNNY PLEO

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Pleonasm 35

:'( Oh, I've got to be stoic around here. :|

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Ambient25 24

Just let him know about the inopportune timing so he doesn't get the retarded idea that you're "a crazy ex" or some stupid thing.

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g_ayvel 11

Just because you ordered it for him,doesnt mean you have to give it to him

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lilhellian 26

It could've been sent to his house. I say good luck getting it back in that case.

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perdix 29

I'll take it! What is it? Anywho, you seem kinda down and I see no better way of cheering you up than letting you lavish gifts on me. I can be very grateful, if you know what I mean ;) Mr. Worldwide, 305, Dale!

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wlddog 14

Can anyone lavish you with gifts? Or is this for OP only? I only ask because,,, well,,, because I don't want you to breakup with me. What we had that one night was special. Special to me anyway.

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perdix 29

#24, no, the gift-giving is open to anyone, and you have an opportunity to impress me even on a tight budget. Do you have access to really good apples? For some reason, the apples they sell here in Florida are shit (I blame the thugs of Big Citrus). So, if you'll send me some nice, crunchy apples, you'll be in my good graces. Thanks!

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wlddog 14

Hmmm. Well, actually strawberries are what we have in season over here. Not sure when fresh applies are available. However, I can send you some of the best strawberries you have had in your life. They taste like little red bags of sugar.

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Ali_Br_fml 33

Hopefully it's something that you yourself can use... Keep it and use it to cheer yourself up just for spite... If not, return it. You don't need the constant reminder of that relationship hanging around.

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olpally 32

What a douche. You deserve better than that. Unreal.

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WCARlover 34

He's not necessarily a douche. People break up all the time; it didn't say he had cheated on her or something else douchey, he just broke up with her

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Mifflicious 18

How's he a douche? If he hasn't got any feelings for her anymore, of course he should break up. Or should he just pretend that he loves her all her life?

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RedPillSucks 31

Right. He also probably didn't get the gift before the breakup. Hopefully OP didn't have it delivered directly to BF address.

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olpally 32

Excuse me for my comment. Argh, not a morning person. Sorry.

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jw90 18

Well you have several options. Either return it or keep it for later

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WCARlover 34

Hopefully it's a gift you can use yourself, or for a future boyfriend, maybe?:)

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tatertot226 4

I would personally hate to find out if something my gf gave to me had been for one of her previous bf's. She could sell whatever it is on eBay or something.

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Faff 20

or she could just not tell him that

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worldclassrager 39

Maybe this gift will get you two back together?

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