Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML
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Top comments
tehslack 5
You deserve better, my dear. Just move on.
iheartkanye 8
Steal back the presents from that bastard!
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Comments (113)
hateevryone 15
Take his gifts back
TheWorldGreatest 8
I'm so sorry that your boyfriend is such a jerk , but your better without him .
lexxiii 17
If my boyfriend didn't give me a gift, I wouldn't let him have his. (I understand financial problems to those who really can't afford a gift, therefore I'd be happy if someone even made me a card) but if he made no effort to get you one, why would you waste your money?
rattusrattus 19
The Immortal Present-Themed Lie - "I did get you a gift, but it hasn't arrived from Amazon yet. Sorry. I'll give it to you when it arrives. Happy Celebration!"
onorexveritas 24
why are some people so selfish?
Chaos2161988 5
Well hit me up lol
Obey_StudBoii 23
That's the best you got?? Lol at least get to know her be a gentleman instead of looking for a one night stand.
Zomg_Okay 27
Better idea: Stop trying to pick people up on humour websites.
jem970 19
Eharmony is the next page over sir. Seriously?
Megan98 18
Break in his house, and steal them back!
Obey_StudBoii 23
You definitely deserve better. Be happy your single sweetie.
viagradoesntwork 7
U deserve so much better than him
Obey_StudBoii 23
Be happy your single now, there's more fish in the sea.
erinnrose 9
wow what an ass