Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She then proceeded to ask for all the gifts she gave me for Christmas back. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me by text. It's also the day that the birthday present I ordered for him was finally processed and shipped, meaning I can't cancel and get my money back. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called me. I was really excited, thinking he wanted to get back together. He just wanted to get back the Christmas present he gave me before we broke up so that he could return it for cash. FML
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tehslack 5
You deserve better, my dear. Just move on.
iheartkanye 8
Steal back the presents from that bastard!
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Comments (113)
Pleonasm 36
You have to be one of the world's biggest dicks to do that. I hope he steps on some lego. Lego fixed to some dynamite, of course.
Zomg_Okay 27
But if you blow him up, it's less time for him to feel the agony of stepping on a Lego!
Pleonasm 36
It'll be set on a timer, then >:D
BrianR716 5
You are so better off without him. Just shows how childish and materialistic he is. Good luck with your next one and hope he's the one. :)
Miss_Attitude96 24
Hopefully your parents won't blast "All By Myself" if you live with them and told them he broke up with you.
spookykat 5
Ugh ... Guys are such arsess
subwaysurfers 13
Don't generalize. Not all of them are.
winkydog4056 16
#19_Yeah, they pretty much are. Even the 'nice' ones (Winky has a nice one) can be arsebites at times. It's just part of the male DNA......
sillyyanks 24
mods are on form today
spookykat 5
Ugh ... Guys are such arsess
mandadarling 10
Ah, the gift of disappointment.
knoxxx 22
Tell him you forgot to give him one of his gifts, then give him a swift kick in the nuts.
theunlovedemo 10
People who clicked YDI are awful... No one deserves that!
Werken247 14
Easy solution, stop dating 12 years olds!
ImmaB3AST 7
Or just immature bitches.
lambda_fml 40
What a douche. Thats not cool. Life will teach him a lesson one day, dont worry OP.