By Jolene - 26/12/2012 14:32 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
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tehslack 5

You deserve better, my dear. Just move on.

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Pleonasm 35

You have to be one of the world's biggest dicks to do that. I hope he steps on some lego. Lego fixed to some dynamite, of course.

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Zomg_Okay 26

But if you blow him up, it's less time for him to feel the agony of stepping on a Lego!

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BrianR716 5

You are so better off without him. Just shows how childish and materialistic he is. Good luck with your next one and hope he's the one. :)

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Miss_Attitude96 24

Hopefully your parents won't blast "All By Myself" if you live with them and told them he broke up with you.

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spookykat 5

Ugh ... Guys are such arsess

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winkydog4056 16

#19_Yeah, they pretty much are. Even the 'nice' ones (Winky has a nice one) can be arsebites at times. It's just part of the male DNA......

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spookykat 5

Ugh ... Guys are such arsess

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mandadarling 10

Ah, the gift of disappointment.

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knoxxx 22

Tell him you forgot to give him one of his gifts, then give him a swift kick in the nuts.

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theunlovedemo 10

People who clicked YDI are awful... No one deserves that!

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Werken247 14

Easy solution, stop dating 12 years olds!

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ImmaB3AST 7

Or just immature bitches.

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lambda_fml 40

What a douche. Thats not cool. Life will teach him a lesson one day, dont worry OP.

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