Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
your dingdong can see the future ;)
straz123 2
Ohhhh. fyl bro.
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Comments (291)
drizzy212 4
u better trust ur feelings
notoday 0
don't worry, they didn't see it haha
Saltime 0
Bloodberry, it wasn't funy the first time.
Smarrtt_ass17 0
Haha at least you didn't hafta be in the picture... That would make a funny christmas card
The_Weirdo 10
Blood, more like "Say, Shut the **** up"
cjmeowz 0
coffee and a boner... priceless
tmack9 2
Today, my friends and i were at the coffee shop when they wanted to go and take a picture. So they asked a random man to do it for them. He got a boner from them. I laughed. My mistake. FML
coolstorybro11 0
so what'd they say? must have been hard to explain.. unless you didn't take the picture? anyway, FYL bro.
armystrong2423 0
are you sure it was random??
BbqKirbyAnn 0
you should be a **** star...would think that would come in pretty handy lmao