Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
your dingdong can see the future ;)
straz123 2
Ohhhh. fyl bro.
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Comments (291)
dewby98 0
coffee boner!
Namenlos_fml 20
They probably saw the boner, then decided to ask you to do something that would require you to stand in order to embarrass yourself. Hope you didn't fall for it
MegaTheater 5
really miss being 18 and getting boners for no reason :)
honeybunch124 0
So. Did you take the picture?
Countrygirl5 8
hot:)
AaronatorTEN 0
wouldn't be random if if u got the boner after u took the pic, cuz obviously u were attracted to them.
Blakers2 0
I'm not so sure it was random, especially since you thought they were hot. perv (:
biscuit147 4
hahahah i had a similar incident
HahaFylnub 0
spidey senses?
Yournamehere42 7
"Show em that your willy works A stiffy shouldn't have to hurt Make em scream oh my god As you shock em with your lightning rod"
sneek_fml 1
Do you want to feel my lightning rod? :)