Today, I went to my colleague’s apartment so we could talk about a project for work over dinner. One thing led to another and the sexual tension we couldn’t unleash at work for months got to the best of us. It was the best sex I ever had and I want to come back for more. I just wish I didn’t have a wife at home. FML
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Today, I went to a colleague's house for a barbecue. Another colleague's wife was there, and when I say there were sparks between us, there were SPARKS! Later, her husband discreetly informed me that they're in an open relationship. I just wish I didn't have my boring unadventurous wife at home. FML
Today, I was really excited to fuck my boyfriend when I got home from work. When I got home, I found him excited and… fucking someone from work. FML
Today, my wife has been super into sex lately, she even let me try some of the stuff she said no to before, and even surprised me with some of the kinky stuff she’s always wanted to try. Sounds great, right? Nope. Turns out she was overcompensating from the guilt of also fucking my coworker. FML
Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML
Today, I finally had sex with a coworker I’d been flirting with for nearly 2 and half years. The sex lasted less than 2 and a half minutes. FML
Today, I went home with my cute coworker. What started out as a little dirty talk and teasing ended with him admitting he was in a terrible emotional place, then sending me home in an Uber so he could sleep. FML
Today, I came home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce my wife upon arriving home. She said that sleep was better than sex and went directly to bed. It was only 6:30 PM. FML
Today, I got off early from work to catch my wife screwing her co-worker in our bed. I ask her what I did to deserve this. She told me she was “lonely” and that he “always makes her feel like a woman,” unlike me. She would come home from work and I would initiate intimacy, but she would decline every time. FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, I had a very hot sex dream about my female coworker. It was so good I woke up practically rock hard, jerked off, and had an amazing orgasm. There’s just one problem: I’m a gay guy, in a committed relationship. FML
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myfakeacc 12
number 1 rule of being married is don't put yourself in those positions dinner to work on a project. please you wanted it to happen
vchan 20
Tell your wife, she will probably leave you = problem solved. F*ck her life.
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Comments (13)
myfakeacc 12
number 1 rule of being married is don't put yourself in those positions dinner to work on a project. please you wanted it to happen
chrskr13 10
Asshole
vchan 20
Tell your wife, she will probably leave you = problem solved. F*ck her life.
Gubbon 17
It's not abnormal to have desires for the same sex, but please talk to your wife first.
dreams2383 18
they never mentioned the sex of the worker so we don't know if he's a guy and she a girl.
headlock95 3
You are a dumb ******* idiot. She doesn’t deserve you
D J's MOM 17
you're a moron for going there in the first place if you had sexual tension at work. but you wanted it to happen. your poor wife.
Doom_Kitty 14
That's something you talk about with your partner BEFORE you do it.
CakeEater 15
Easy wish to make come true, do you and your wife a favor and file for divorce
RichardPencil 30
Keep signing up for projects with her. Sometimes issuing sage advice is almost too easy.
Thaylok 17
I want to say YDI... But it could be confused that you deserved the sex. Nope. no FML here, you cheated on your WIFE. Cheating is never welcome even with a bf/gf. Dude, just dude!