Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
your dingdong can see the future ;)
straz123 2
Ohhhh. fyl bro.
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Comments (291)
hateevryone 15
man that sucks. glad im not a guy
iluvcrazipepl 9
nicee!!! what was the reaction?
frankieredsox 7
It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to... the pants store. Oh, this is awkward.
Alex94xela 0
hey deidara shut your hand up I'm trying to sleep
imjessicababy 0
I just imagined this guy being really old with basketball shorts on and these girls being like 15 years old.
properbostonian 5
Are you at least big? were they impressed?
badactor009 0
When that happens and if anyone notices just say "sorry, it's got a mind of it's own" and drive on with what you are doing.
Thesilentninja 5
it happens to the best of us.
cattykins 0
it wasn't really random if it was next to hot girls
iloveyouchung 0
psychic boner alerts?