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I hope it was at least a pretty dress for your sake OP. xD
Chell, darling, though I'm sure Felling would love to take OP's mother to dinner, I think you meant to address the OP. FML has recently seen a drastic decrease in 1st comment thread-jacking, and as such I think the community likes to mercilessly beat in the faces of those who jeopardize this new achievement. Perhaps in the future you might consider not commenting on the first comment unless you want to address its content. Besides, your face is much too lovely to be mercilessly bashed in. :) Kindest Regards, Schizomaniac and the rest of the FML community
No, no, no you have it all wrong Felling. The toaster isn't wearing a dress it's wearing a pencil skirt which, in my opinion, is totally wrong for its rather rotund body structure. *snaps fingers*
She should open a business. I like her idea.
I've always rather fancied a frock on my kettle actually... A blue woolly one.
It's not a completely crazy idea! The women that is basically my second mother has a dress, name and gender for her dishwasher detergent. However, I admit that was put there when I was a child to make washing dishes 'funner', and that doing this to all of your appliances is odd, but it does make boring objects look pretty :)
I'd buy a toaster dress.
Somebody give her a medal
...or a life, for the love of God!
For being the most hilarious person ever.
Well, instead of always making toast warm, isn't it time the toaster deserved to be kept warm itself?
I like your thinking
Well what kind of appliance owner would she be if she doesn't keep them warm in the winter...
Looks like she's really lonely. F her life. :/
Oh my gosh that is so awesome! I always did feel weird around my bare legged furniture. You should tell her to knit some clothes for the trees outside too :)
35, zipper on the back?
Well the brave little toaster WAS kinda feminine in the movies...
Your username says it all.
"Some" of the appliances, eh? So what, others were just not good enough to deserve special treatment? What did they do wrong? Do they not meet her "standards"? That's bullshit. Disgusting.
Some of them are foreigners, I bet.
Omg these two.
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She should open a business. I like her idea.
Well, instead of always making toast warm, isn't it time the toaster deserved to be kept warm itself?