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She should open a business. I like her idea.

Well, instead of always making toast warm, isn't it time the toaster deserved to be kept warm itself?


I hope it was at least a pretty dress for your sake OP. xD

Sounds like she's lonely. Take her to lunch or something.

Chell, darling, though I'm sure Felling would love to take OP's mother to dinner, I think you meant to address the OP. FML has recently seen a drastic decrease in 1st comment thread-jacking, and as such I think the community likes to mercilessly beat in the faces of those who jeopardize this new achievement. Perhaps in the future you might consider not commenting on the first comment unless you want to address its content. Besides, your face is much too lovely to be mercilessly bashed in. :) Kindest Regards, Schizomaniac and the rest of the FML community

No, no, no you have it all wrong Felling. The toaster isn't wearing a dress it's wearing a pencil skirt which, in my opinion, is totally wrong for its rather rotund body structure. *snaps fingers*

She should open a business. I like her idea.

I would definitely be interested. I always thought my blender would look better in a sweater!

How about a scarf for the refrigerator :-)

Or a jacket for the coffee maker :)

I've always rather fancied a frock on my kettle actually... A blue woolly one.

I think thats adorable! I would buy them

It's not a completely crazy idea! The women that is basically my second mother has a dress, name and gender for her dishwasher detergent. However, I admit that was put there when I was a child to make washing dishes 'funner', and that doing this to all of your appliances is odd, but it does make boring objects look pretty :)

I'd buy a toaster dress.

Somebody give her a medal

...or a life, for the love of God!

If you give her a medal, she'll probably put it on the microwave as jewelry..

For being the most hilarious person ever.

Well, instead of always making toast warm, isn't it time the toaster deserved to be kept warm itself?

I like your thinking

Well what kind of appliance owner would she be if she doesn't keep them warm in the winter...

Looks like she's really lonely. F her life. :/

Oh my gosh that is so awesome! I always did feel weird around my bare legged furniture. You should tell her to knit some clothes for the trees outside too :)

She might, but Idk how you would even begin to put it on.

35, zipper on the back?

In the Victorian Era, they covered. Sofa (and other furniture's) legs because it was too... Erm, promiscuous.

Well the brave little toaster WAS kinda feminine in the movies...

Your username says it all.

So? It's her house. As long as it's removable so she can use it without starting a fire I don't see how it should make a difference to you at all. From the sound of it, you don't live with her.

"Some" of the appliances, eh? So what, others were just not good enough to deserve special treatment? What did they do wrong? Do they not meet her "standards"? That's bullshit. Disgusting.

Some of them are foreigners, I bet.

Whoa racist, we don't need you here