Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
your dingdong can see the future ;)
straz123 2
Ohhhh. fyl bro.
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Comments (291)
daylight123 0
I agree fyl ?
daylight123 0
lol I agree fyl
sweetbee 0
Too funny!
chaddude 0
Funny...but that's gotta be embarrassing
iMandyx3 5
B0NERIFIC!
kAIvin31 0
Stand-up, if they react well you get lucky, if not, you never see them again
sportsfreakpc12 0
just say u cant because u have a boner they would understand
nicksand 0
tell em ur a parapelegic and ur wheelchair is in the back
jgibby 0
That's stinks brooo
EpicFmlLOL 2
lmao x'D show em that ur willi works make em go oh my god even if hey run away ROFLMAO