Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got a boner at the dentist's. FML
Today, I'm so sexually deprived, I got a boner from undressing a mannequin at work. FML
Today, I was at the breakfast table when my sister started eating a banana. Before I knew what was happening, I'd somehow popped a boner. I had to wait for her to leave before I could stand up. FML
Today, I was at a concert and an older man offered to let me stand in front of him because I'm short. It wasn't until the show started and people were jumping around did I realize he had a boner and was repeatedly bumping into me. FML
Today, I'm so deprived of intimacy that I got a raging boner when a waitress called me "hun". FML
Today, I randomly got a boner while modeling a character's butt in animation class. FML
Today, it was the third time in a row someone has lost a boner inside of me. FML
Today, I got naked in front of a girl for the first time. Too bad it happened when my "friends" pulled down my swimsuit at a party. Everyone saw my penis. I got a boner. FML
Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
Today, I saw a guy with a "free hugs" poster. Since nobody else was hugging him, I decided to. He had a boner. FML
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Xx6RoseThorn9xX 5
your dingdong can see the future ;)
straz123 2
Ohhhh. fyl bro.
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Comments (291)
Meattymeatballs 2
Form it into a pick up line ;D
QuarterOPie 3
looks like they.... -puts on sunglasses- got the point. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SittingInTheSky 6
Well would you rather 2 ugly MEN asked you?
mikebrouillard 3
Good point #6
masonm385 2
Waist band that shit!
amandapanda229 0
That's hilarious!!!
badactor009 0
"sorry,I've got a boner".
ImTheAlpha 30
Random boners. Aaah, gøtta love them. As long as it's not happening to you.
alliebaba7 8
Pretend you are afraid of cameras
Rantarm 4
If anyone here is a naruto fan... His one eyed monster is an uchiha...