What a jerk

By LizzyLovr - 10/04/2023 00:00

Today, I walked in on my husband jerking off to his friend’s dance videos on YouTube. He “swears on his mother’s grave” he only sees her as a friend. The worst part? He’s never in the mood to have sex because he’s been getting “migraines” when achieving erections. FML
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core01 30

Masturbating WHILE watching videos of her. That's sexual. How is that NOT thinking of her, or relating her, to sexual gratification? Bet he ain't mastutbating to vids of his dad. Kick him to the curb. He's gaslighting you.

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RichardPencil 30

He's so brave to critique his friend's videos even though he gets migraines. That's a hero in my book.

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RichardPencil 30

He's so brave to critique his friend's videos even though he gets migraines. That's a hero in my book.

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SirEnigM0nk 22

The Migraine Masturbator needs a talking-to and a short leash.

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core01 30

Masturbating WHILE watching videos of her. That's sexual. How is that NOT thinking of her, or relating her, to sexual gratification? Bet he ain't mastutbating to vids of his dad. Kick him to the curb. He's gaslighting you.

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poopface82 19

Masturbating to pictures of his dad? Why do I feel like that’s going to end up on a future FML?

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