canucks_chick
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I dislocated my jaw while giving my boyfriend a blowjob. FML
Blakers2
Mr Dallas, Mavs country, U.S, U.S 29 years-old Single
sometingwong
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
waterbottlehit
United States
Today, a private number called me telling me to "Beware the water bottles" as soon as a water bottle flew through my open window, hitting me. FML
jessi
United States
Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML