Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English...

By sockmonkey - 1/5/2012 02:21 - United States - Corona

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML

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By Roxxxxay | 13

#4376730 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:42

Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!

By daisyismydog | 3

#4376734 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:42

You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.

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By TarieBoo | 2

#4376728 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:42

buy dove perfume

happle | 21

#4376800 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:54

Dove is the shit. I barely need any to smell amazing.

sola123 | 0

#4376818 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:56

I used to sweat a lot until I took a dove to the armpit.

ClassyCommando | 13

#4376867 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 9:06

Real men heat a metal spoon red-hot over a fire and use it to fuse their underarms into one poreless, solid piece. Wait, actually real men just let themselves stink.

dreamcatcher11 | 4

#4376901 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 9:29

OP is a woman though..

RussianFox | 13

#4377405 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 13:22

35- The thought of that made me cringe.I guess I'm not a real man... Or cat for that matter.

jessicaazzzzzzzz | 3

#4377881 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 16:16

Or she could just buy dove deodorant, wipe it off before coming home if necessary.

aruam365 | 24

#4378008 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 16:47

She could be too young to drive, so it would be difficult to buy it on her own.

Zomg_Okay | 26

#4378146 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 17:30

107 - Unless OP lives in the middle of nowhere, she could walk.

DAN7IEL | 2

#4379121 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:21

Or she could borrow some from a friend? She obviously goes to school do she would see them every day and could wipe it off before she got home?

EagorLuvsBigFoot | 8

#4380198 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 4:06

111- what, you think everyone lives within walking distance from everything? The nearest pharmacy to my house would take me 3 hours to walk there.

Zomg_Okay | 26

#4381813 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 14:46

No, I don't think that, 157. Hence why I said "Unless OP lives in the middle of nowhere".

By Roxxxxay | 13

#4376730 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:42

Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!

courtz94 | 24

#4376821 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:56

Agreed!

KiRaKaT | 9

#4377650 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 15:03

Since they are acting so immature, rub your sweaty armpits in their faces OP! That will solve the problem of them taking your deodorant away and make them shut up

Drigr | 8

#4377711 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 15:25

I think it is the most creative punishment I've ever heard. Not only that, i bet it works better than the typical: no outside, no tv, no cell phone, no computer, no xbox.

cheaptrix | 6

#4379955 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 2:47

It's more of a punishment for anyone who has to interact with OP

ohSNAPyall | 26

#4386609 - Thursday 3 May 2012 14:34

153 the parents are taking one for the team.

mikepzz | 27

#6203242 - Sunday 15 February 2015 13:27

As punishment to the parents she should not shower for that week, and every day wipe their pillows into her arm pits lol

By Timbo05 | 4

#4376732 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:42

Try studying

tbenson0628 | 14

#4377458 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 13:48

yup. i agree

thiscrazything | 1

#4377490 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 14:03

Yes, study, and then go buy some deodorant.

SkyBirdy | 5

#4379265 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 0:18

#3....how. Dare you??

max_wilder | 9

#4380226 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 4:15

No deodorant in your gym locker?

hayleyjames | 0

#4381846 - Wednesday 2 May 2012 15:04

Try getting parents that arent complete fuck heads, and study, English is easier than a lot of other subjects

By daisyismydog | 3

#4376734 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:42

You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.

daisyismydog | 3

#4376764 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:46

*deodorant

daisyismydog | 3

#4376791 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:51

I corrected myself haha

esines | 9

#4377574 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 14:38

YourLocalPeado? That's a fucked up name

Alexisthebestest | 16

#4388953 - Friday 4 May 2012 2:35

They sell deodorant at the dollar tree...for a dollar.

By CheckItOutItsYou | 7

#4376736 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:43

Buy your own deodorant, screw that

By UsernameHere234 | 13

#4376737 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:43

let's all hope you don't live in like Cali or something. But if you have a shower in the morning use lots of soap and live in a not too hot place you should do fine

PamChopsWithMint | 5

#4376838 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 9:00

It rained all up and down "Cali" today.

SimplyAmazingx | 11

#4377351 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 13:01

It clearly says California at the top..

laden_swallow09 | 34

#4377558 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 14:32

"And live in a not too hot place"? Yeah, that's real simple. NOT!

michellenKG | 5

#4377829 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 15:57

i live in california and theres no rain.,,,

igive | 28

#4377920 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 16:25

i live in California and it rained.

LO388 | 7

#4379033 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:37

I don't live in california and it rained.

PrimeEvilTahir | 23

#4379050 - Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:51

6- It's amazing how much fail you could throw in one message. OP lives in Cali (clearly stated) and OP, unlike u I hope, is not an idiot to change locations for a freakin deodorant!