By sockmonkey - 01/05/2012 02:21 - United States - Corona

Today, my parents decided on my punishment for failing an English test. No deodorant for a week. They think they're so hilarious, they told all their friends and now it's all over Facebook. FML
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daisyismydog 3

You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.

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Roxxxxay 13
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Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!

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TarieBoo 2

buy dove perfume

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happle 21
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Dove is the shit. I barely need any to smell amazing.

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sola123 0
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I used to sweat a lot until I took a dove to the armpit.

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ClassyCommando 13
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Real men heat a metal spoon red-hot over a fire and use it to fuse their underarms into one poreless, solid piece. Wait, actually real men just let themselves stink.

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dreamcatcher11 4
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OP is a woman though..

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RussianFox 13
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35- The thought of that made me cringe.I guess I'm not a real man... Or cat for that matter.

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jessicaazzzzzzzz 3
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Or she could just buy dove deodorant, wipe it off before coming home if necessary.

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aruam365 24

She could be too young to drive, so it would be difficult to buy it on her own.

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Zomg_Okay 26
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107 - Unless OP lives in the middle of nowhere, she could walk.

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DAN7IEL 2

Or she could borrow some from a friend? She obviously goes to school do she would see them every day and could wipe it off before she got home?

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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111- what, you think everyone lives within walking distance from everything? The nearest pharmacy to my house would take me 3 hours to walk there.

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Zomg_Okay 26
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No, I don't think that, 157. Hence why I said "Unless OP lives in the middle of nowhere".

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Roxxxxay 13
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Well isn't it nice when parents act like immature teens. FYL OP!

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KiRaKaT 9
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Since they are acting so immature, rub your sweaty armpits in their faces OP! That will solve the problem of them taking your deodorant away and make them shut up

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Drigr 9
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I think it is the most creative punishment I've ever heard. Not only that, i bet it works better than the typical: no outside, no tv, no cell phone, no computer, no xbox.

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cheaptrix 6
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It's more of a punishment for anyone who has to interact with OP

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ohSNAPyall 26
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153 the parents are taking one for the team.

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mikepzz 27
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As punishment to the parents she should not shower for that week, and every day wipe their pillows into her arm pits lol

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Timbo05 4

Try studying

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thiscrazything 1

Yes, study, and then go buy some deodorant.

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SkyBirdy 5
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#3....how. Dare you??

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max_wilder 9
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No deodorant in your gym locker?

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hayleyjames 0
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Try getting parents that arent complete fuck heads, and study, English is easier than a lot of other subjects

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daisyismydog 3

You can just take a bunch of showers or buy your own deoderant. Problem diverted.

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daisyismydog 3

*deodorant

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daisyismydog 3

I corrected myself haha

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esines 9
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YourLocalPeado? That's a fucked up name

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Alexisthebestest 16

They sell deodorant at the dollar tree...for a dollar.

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CheckItOutItsYou 7
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Buy your own deodorant, screw that

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UsernameHere234 13
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let's all hope you don't live in like Cali or something. But if you have a shower in the morning use lots of soap and live in a not too hot place you should do fine

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PamChopsWithMint 5
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It rained all up and down "Cali" today.

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SimplyAmazingx 11
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It clearly says California at the top..

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laden_swallow09 34
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"And live in a not too hot place"? Yeah, that's real simple. NOT!

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michellenKG 5
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i live in california and theres no rain.,,,

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igive 29
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i live in California and it rained.

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LO388 7

I don't live in california and it rained.

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PrimeEvilTahir 24
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6- It's amazing how much fail you could throw in one message. OP lives in Cali (clearly stated) and OP, unlike u I hope, is not an idiot to change locations for a freakin deodorant!

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AugustBurnsToast 14
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What a quirky couple they must be haha o_O

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MrsPegg 45
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Go get some deodorant and hide it. Or if you're broke, tell one of your friends to get you some and let them bring it to you at school.

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senor_awesome 14

And now, thanks to you, its all over FML. Congrats!

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Sumo69 9
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Just shower six times a day that'll learn them

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SkyBirdy 5
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You need to work on your english too.

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