By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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stevenmx86 7

"love of my life" "fml his penis it's small" Yeah, you're just a shallow ***** op... It wouldn't matter if his penis had gotten cut off if you really loved him..

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minktheshrink 0

one word... oral

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Chasted 0

Screw what other people say I go with this. Sadly this will come up with the competition that would be "How to bring this up without hurting his feelings."

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TypoH 7

that's why you dont date Asian's, leason learned.

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berg54 0

So? if you in love you'll find a way to make it work and be happy. That's what it's all about. solving problems that is.

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slickrasta 1

You don't love him. Do him a favor and break his heart now, cause you clearly will just cheat on him or something. YDI for actually caring that much about the length of his penis.

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ILoveYourDespair 0

Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean.

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epmorr2010 9

male enhancement?

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Livinia 11

Buy a smaller phone? No, but seriously, it's not the size it's what you do with it (;

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yuggi1 11

Eat him like a Popsicle. Mmmm mmm mmm good!

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jordanprodigy023 0

I jus want to say to these little kids who are saying there penis size. Nobody ccares your most likely lying anyways

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Jelly_Bird 0

i completely agree with jordanprodigy023 you dont see everyone that is older saying their size ... it doesnt matter no one cares...

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