Humblebrag

By Anonymous - 01/02/2023 06:00

Spicy
Today, I learned that my insecurities regarding my dick size were unfounded, as my girlfriend gushed over my dick and said it was amazing. We then got down to business, and almost immediately heard, "Ow! Fuck, that's my cervix! This hurts! Stop!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 638
You deserved it 1 140

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Humble-brag of the month. The month is only two minutes old.

This sounds like something right out of a **** scene, you should probably cut back on watching it.

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Humble-brag of the month. The month is only two minutes old.

This sounds like something right out of a **** scene, you should probably cut back on watching it.

Yeah, **** lied to you. Like it does to everyone.

tiptoppc 19

Sadly, too long of a dick can be a problem. Just like penis sizes can vary, so too does a females ******. I’ve experienced this in the past. I never felt insecure nor proud of my dick, but I do know i’m in the larger percentile. My advice, if you use something like a stretchable **** ring, it lets you know where to stop so you don’t hit the cervix. I do find sometimes width can be problematic, but luckily I don’t need to worry about it now (only to my current partner/wife.) What OP has said isn’t a brag, but I definitely can tell you, it can be a problem. But technique can help limit and damage/pain done.

Angles are your friend, my dude. One of my bfs and I had the same problem. Double the amount of foreplay and then let her find the angles that work for her. Hitting the cervix head on is like getting punched in the uterus, if you're in doggy, aim straight down at the bed, missionary, aim for her bladder etc. Once you both figure out the good angles and her Nope angles then it starts being fun. Figuring out big dick logistics is a partnership and a process. It can be a lot of fun figuring it out, you just both need to be honest and open about everything. Good luck and have fun 😊

lalalaila777 24

sufficient foreplay (mental, physical, emotional), using vibrating toys on the ******** at the same time can help