By littleguy - 20/08/2009 15:55 - United States
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Should have asked for her number
who answers the door with their wang stickin out
Hey! I know her.
how can you know her based on the adjective "attractive" and that she works at Fed ex?
wow lol
such a detailed and descriptive comment about the fml!
That's why you fix yourself before you answer the door.
He did IMO.. OP - Attempt Witt... perfect opportunity
Good point. I agree completely.
I don't think that's really an FML. Who cares? Most people would laugh just because it's unexpected and awkward, that doesn't mean it's small or anything...
exactly. Who's to say it was because of the size? Most women have the decency not to laugh at a stranger for his "size." Maybe they'd giggle when they get back in the car, but.... who cares? Anyway, I'm almost 100% positive that she laughed because it was an awkward/unexpected situation. Who knows - maybe she has the same thought pattern as #20 and saw the irony of the situation. xD Either way, I'm honestly getting sick of the "I assume she meant that my penis is small, woe-as-me" comments from the guys, and the "My boyfriend must have been serious about that comment and he thinks I'm fat and ugly, boo hoo" comments from the girls. Let us all get over ourselves, k?
11th? LOls sike
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You should have shown her your package.
Should have asked for her number