By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

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Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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MrsxBillxKaulitz 5

94- you comment made me lol. hard.

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iPunchedBigFoot 5

Ya. You're a great person. You know. On the internet. Making your partner sound like he is not enough for you. That's... fun.

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cjt1980 2

glad I don't have that problem!!! Get a strap-on .... FOR HIM!!

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lidemocr 0

I dated a guy once whose penis was so small that when he was cold it would go back into his body like a goddamn turtle. it was repulsive and so was he it turns out... he tried to rape someone. my friends and I still make fun it. hes a cop now

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dfens 8

That's actually quite normal, especially when cold. Stop watching so much ****...ever heard of being a show'er or grow'er? Do some research before you criticize a ex that can't defend himself. ****.

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perdix 29

The good news: no choking! With such a tiny guy, you can deepthroat him while talking on that big cell phone of yours. Double up on your Kegel exercises so your floppy, overstretched **** can give him a little bit of a squeeze.

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jewknowit710 2

looks like he better figure out vibrate mode then! the real question then becomes how long is his tongue! lol

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