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  littlericht  |  2

Yeah tell her boyfriend that you boned her and she was like a bucket. That will fuck there relationship up lol. And also say that you think I've given her scabies that would scare them both lol!

  withered  |  30

Such original and accurate description.
Here goes.
Would you rather eat a yogurt with a spoon that was dipped in 10 yogurts and 10 mouths or would you like a fresh one? Any more questions?
Hurr durr, now I proved men get "used" by having sex and are worth less the more partners they have.

By  ill  |  0

should ask her why she dates someone so stupid that they can't use such a big hog and drive their girlfriend to go after normal sized sausage?

  EmoPotato  |  3

Contrary to popular belief, the bigger the guy is the more it hurts and can be rather unpleasant and completely unenjoyable, that is if your tight enough.

By  jsmith1199  |  0

1. Kick her square in the nuts. Yeah, u heard me.
2. Get her boyfriend's number, call him and tell him what a whore she is
3. Knock her out
4. Pat yourself on the back for getting laid