Today, I realised that my husband and I have gotten so fat that his already small dick no longer even reaches me. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
Today, I reached a limit I wasn’t aware I had when I had to tell my husband we’re not having shower sex anymore because he’s gotten so big since he retired, we don’t both comfortably fit in there anymore. FML
Today, I found out that when you gain too much weight, your penis can get significantly smaller. After noticing that things had been "off" in the bedroom, my girlfriend and I decided to measure it. There was significant shrinkage. I guess it's time to start working out. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, I noticed that my penis looks tiny in my girlfriend's hands. Without thinking, I pointed it out to her. Now she thinks I have a small cock, and I think she has man-hands. Either way, we're both turned off. FML
Today, my husband has lost over a hundred pounds. I'm happy for him, but now he has an incredibly high sex drive and keeps asking for sex almost every day, sometimes twice a day. FML
Today, after 5 years of marriage, my once-gym-mad husband is now so unfit that even standard missionary sex makes him so breathless and light headed, he has to stop in case he passes out. He hasn’t given me an orgasm in over a year and yet he insists nothing's wrong with him, and that I’m just being mean. FML
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RichardPencil 32
If only there were some magical way to reduce fatness, that might solve your problem. I hope humanity can solve that conundrum! Maybe your husband can tape a white cane with a red tip to his dick and poke you with it?
spinningrecords 14
Effective birth control.
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RichardPencil 32
If only there were some magical way to reduce fatness, that might solve your problem. I hope humanity can solve that conundrum! Maybe your husband can tape a white cane with a red tip to his dick and poke you with it?
spinningrecords 14
Effective birth control.
cuz803 46
Savage!!
DarkAngelsBlade 25
At least it's a y'all problem that can be worked on?