By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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alexjadexo 0

So what? You should love him no matter what.

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DRIEAM 0

Love of your life, and you're FML'ing over something he can't really help.

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All_I_Need 4

I'm amazed to see that many people don't know that they can use their tongue and finger to statisfy a woman and that they're more likely to succeed that way.

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kinga08 0

I completely agree, I believe a lot of women actually are more likely to ****** if their partner is going down on them. However, there is just something about that feeling of having a penis put inside your ******...

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neoamaru_fml 8

woaa..we seriously are a generation that thinks about absolutely nothing but SEX..well dear, there's lots of flavors of ice cream out there, you'll have time to enjoy it all before 19

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carpediemryders 0

the positive aspect of this is that you don't have to worry about him beating your guts out or him bottoming out

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rhpsfan9 10

if he can work it then shouldn't be a problem since your in love with him

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mikeyh277 0

well at least you can find your phone

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jennlb08 3

Don't worry. It ca be fixed

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loveofyourlife11 0

WTF?!?! just because he is small doesn't mean he can't ******* have kids! and if op has that big of a problem that she won't have sex with him because of it, she needs to get a ******* life and get over it. if she won't have sex with him because of his size, she doesn't deserve anything more than her ******* phone to please her!

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gigiskye 20

But why would she want to have sec with him if she can't have any pleasure?

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