By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 666
You deserved it 16 039

Same thing different taste

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Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

**** oath, I feel worse for the guy than that shallow *****.

I mean the OP can buy a *****, but the guy is tiny forever.

Yes i do. She thinks her life is tough because she loves a guy that has a small penis. Well he is the owner of said small penis AND he has a bitch for a partner. Hows that for a shitty life.

breathagain0821 0

i do, hes the one thats going to have to live with it.

As a guy, I don't think she's a bitch; if it's socially acceptable for guys to judge girls based on their breast size then it's okay for a girl to judge a guy by his penile length. However, I do feel very sorry for the guy; even though, I must admit, knowing guys like that exist boosts my self-confidence ;D

SailorSolaris 43

No, 13, no you're not. This is an FHL, not FML.

erongetti 2

there are procedures to help this. Good luck!

abceasyas123abc 12

I'm surprised no one has chimed in yet with "It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean"..

abceasyas123abc 12

PS: true love conquers all and all that jazz? Give him a break, OP =)

And yet, it takes a hell of a long time to cross the ocean in a rowboat. ;)

sourgirl101 28

I've also heard- "It's not the size of the pencil, it's how you sign your name."

ha ha only guys with tiny dicks say that to make themselves feel better.

j2013t 0
clbacon55896 0

haha that dudes dick is like a worm in a rain forest

bluebird0020 2

Hey man. It may not be the size of the boat, it may very well be the motion of the ocean. But it's still damn hard to get to England in a rowboat.

FMLL2016 16

Ha!! I was just about to comment that :P

Had to look down far enough to find it!

And, the phone vibrates. Why do you keep him around again?

darseidia 0

lol your stupid funny lol. i guess da phone is 2 in 1 cus it bigger and it vibrates lol

RawrNom 0

I lolled at that :) you have a point though baha!

It may be "the motion in the ocean" but it takes a long time to cross the atlantic in a frickin rowboat

I see a problem here, just because he has a tiny dick should not matter if you love him

24- I think we commented at the same time. haha