By Anonymous - 10/01/2012 03:30 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
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You realize this AFTER you guys had sex? Haha woww..

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think before you act

xSonic 9

Hump and dump

enonymous 8

Wow... These "Should have had a v8" commercials are getting racier and racier

BarDownDaily 12

Doesn't matter, had sex.

Cut it off before it gets worse. Don't lead the poor guy on, if it's not meant to be then tell him.

GovernorGeneral 8

Its not as easy as you make it sound^

If I can do it, anyone can. You just have to find the thing in your back that holds everything together... I think it's called a spine?

zakkyzebra 11

55, when I hear "cut it off" after talking about sex on an FML. I get scared...

JMTS 0

True love... O wait.

You realize this AFTER you guys had sex? Haha woww..

Realizations always come up AFTER sex ;P

Like realising they suck dick at fucking pussy?

let me guess, been goin out 2 weeks?

boundlesssmiles 2

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Lol wouldn't waiting for marriage makes it worse if she couldn't stand him, but it's too late cause they're married.

AdmiralPedoBear 1

You're a bitch

CuteDumBlonde64 11

Reminds me of my frist time.

Frist eh? Sometimes auto correct comes in handy.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Oh, whew, good thing it wasn't your FIRST time, cause that sure would have sucked.

GovernorGeneral 8

Tsk. Why are you eating him out. He only made a typo. Happens to everyone. Shit. You guys need to calm your balls. =.=

Reminds you of your FIST times, u mean?

It couldn't have been THAT bad… sex&ditch somehow always go together o.O

My frist time... Ah... I was 11 and she was a 36 year old woman... She seduced me with a French love song.

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So he's teetering precariously on the line between having a personality and not having one? My, things have changed... |the kid|

No, I think he means Borderline Personality Disorder.

If it was the guy that said that, only explanation is that he's a douchebag, but when the girl does it it's a psychological disorder. Ofc

jaredjudd21 2

Was it the sex?

Sounds like an episode of The Big Bang Theory. The to early "I love you".

Too bad for him.. If you can't stand someone, don't be with them. BUT break up with respect, because you will hurt him

kickuwithmyfist 1

For-ev-er! For-ev-er! For-ev-er!

party_rockin 4

Totally read that in squints voice from the sandlot

I totally pictured the sponge Bob episode

WLCD123 0

Squidward: "Me and Spongebob working together, forever?!?!"

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

Don't sleep with someone if you can't stand them. That's implying to him you were only interested in his dick.

I don't see how you were thumbed down. I agree with you

afunnyterdcody 5

Ha ain't bitching wrong with that

What's wrong with just wanting sex? Lol

Thats what prostitues are for. :o

TheDrifter 23

Who needs prostitutes when it seems every teen girl will do it either for free or for dinner and a couple drinks?