Taint

By PaintedBum - 11/03/2019 18:00

Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 005
You deserved it 386
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tounces7 27

I mean I've heard of people bleaching it, but this is the first time I've heard of someone painting it.

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Allie614032 34
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You don't look at the TP roll when you're ripping off your section? YDI.

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ajh1800 25
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Clean off the seat, clean off your bum, and move on with your day. #problemsolved

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wanted_2_want 40
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Is your butt ‘blue’ ?

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Dave_Davington 33
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Daba dee daba die.

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Allie614032 34
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You don't look at the TP roll when you're ripping off your section? YDI.

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tounces7 27

I mean I've heard of people bleaching it, but this is the first time I've heard of someone painting it.

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Charlie Given 25
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Did you have one of those little freak outs wondering what the hell did I eat moments 😂

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RichardPencil 30
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My money is on “after the paint dried and you scratched your anus on the paint chip.” Please let me know if I won.

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