Venus in Furs

By Anonymous - 18/09/2019 16:00

Today, my boyfriend asked my dad why he gave me the nickname "Bear," which he has called me since I was very little. My dad responded, "Because she has a hairy back." FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2016 21:54

Today, my dad decided I was too hairy and taught me to shave. This would be a great bonding experience if I weren't a girl. FML

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By docwinters - 27/05/2013 12:39 - Australia - Bathurst

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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By Junior - 26/01/2010 07:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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By CooBerry3851 - 28/08/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, I went over to my friend's house. After knocking on the door, I was greeted by her hairy, 300+ pound father in his underwear. He then hugged me. FML

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By assholedad - 11/02/2015 21:00 - United States

Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2011 17:16 - Canada

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

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By lizard - 24/01/2009 19:47 - Canada

Today, my dad walked in to the arena where I was watching a hockey game with my boyfriend and his friends. My dad was wearing a crazy grey mohawk wig/hat. Meanwhile, my boyfriend just finished telling me how embarassing it would be to be that guy's kid. FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Wednesday 18 September 2019 21:44

and do you?? If you do why hasn't your boyfriend clicked on to why your called 'bear'

0neiros 14

Friday 20 September 2019 18:21

Oh come on, your dad has a wicked sense of humor. Don't get all butt hurt and instead work on matching him. You could have replied "Better than being smooth like a Ken doll like you dad."

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 18 September 2019 17:10

Back? Riiiight?!?!?!? Your dad is just being diplomatic.

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Wednesday 18 September 2019 21:44

and do you?? If you do why hasn't your boyfriend clicked on to why your called 'bear'

DogStew 20

Thursday 19 September 2019 7:06

Well Bear, you just got to understand; it’s a term of endearment. Just kidding Bear. That’s totally messed up.

0neiros 14

Friday 20 September 2019 18:21

Oh come on, your dad has a wicked sense of humor. Don't get all butt hurt and instead work on matching him. You could have replied "Better than being smooth like a Ken doll like you dad."