Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out this girl I had sex with lied to me. They weren't razor burn bumps. And I now have them. FML
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hairynips
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend and tell him that the red bumps around my nipples was heat rash, rather than admit it was actually razor burn. FML
Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
luckygirl
Zagreb, Croatia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
Curt
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I discovered that I don't have Herpes or genital warts. I have acne on my penis. FML
quiet_screaming_
Vancouver, Canada
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
alaskan1989
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
SterlingSilver91
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I shaved my lady bits for the first time to surprise my husband, who I haven't seen in months due to deployment. I ended up with razor burn and my dim-witted husband believes I cheated on him and that it's an STD. Nothing will tell him otherwise. FML
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eyepuppy 31
seriously, how stupid can you be?
Pleonasm 35
Happiness is only real when shared. Or is that Herpes?
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Comments (150)
Izabel12 7
You trusted too easily, smh.
Natoya 1
That is your fault cause y'all niggas don't learn that you shouldn't have sex with any body if it looks infected or rashly
Furia_fml 8
condoms. try them.
Drosophila82 18
Sorry pal, how is the herpes going?
RampagingBoner 12
*Cough* STDs *Cough*
Rectov 10
Dude you're a dumbass
mthurston 14
Don't be a fool, wrap your tool
nyf137 20
Why does everyone keep saying "should have worn a condom"?? Condoms are not a sure way to protect yourself, you can still get herpes or just about any other STD even if you're wearing a condom...
coolbeans26 12
Am I the only one that realizes it doesn't have to be herpes? U actually can spread razor burn to a degree by giving a guy jock itch if the woman isn't hygienic enough molluscum is another one that shows up with bumps I think it's not necessarily herpes. Hell he could even have bumps from friction
brittmill420 10
Damn that sucks! Herpes are forever 😬