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By Denki - 30/1/2013 12:21 - China - Beijing
Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
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Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
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  Enslaved  |  36

I agree. It had to be a joke. Why would he say that in front of his new wife if it wasn't to be humourous? I know guys that joke like that. Blowing kisses and such. It's to try to kid and make that other person feel awkward.

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  etchsanity1  |  11

I don't think it was a joke after all this is china where it happened a young soft featured Asian boy could very easily look like an Asian girl ... Gender differences aren't as prominent in youth is Asian countries

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  infinitegrace  |  21

#69 Although I agree I would like to pour out something it seems no one else has. They are at a wedding, which to me indicates they are dressed up. If they're dressed up wouldn't OP be in a suit while a girl would be wearing a dress?

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  hawright  |  13

My sentiments exactly. Now she will always wonder if its her younger male cousin he is thinking about when getting intimate. If anal just "works better for him" we've got issues.

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

She'll be wondering if her husband will be bending over to...

Too OP. lots of Asian guys I've seen look like girls. I could see the mistake. (OP is from China).

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  Clioo_fml  |  17

I'm just hoping the groom has a funny sense of humor.

And if he does, Rose probably knew about it and decided to laugh about it. Weird yes...but maybe they think it's funny?

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