By Denki - 30/01/2013 12:21 - China - Beijing

Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
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tanekdrachonae 19

Maybe he knew -.-

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Coop817 19

YDI for being so darn cute ;)

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tanekdrachonae 19

Maybe he knew -.-

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Damian95 16

At least Pedo bear would approve.

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ICastillo 24

OP is probably the prettiest guy the groom has ever seen.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

I don't know about you guys but if he's 16 he could definitely look like Justin bieber and that would be misleading.

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corruptedlol 2

76 - What kind of logic is that?

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AssTard 15

59- "Logic" wouldn't be the appropiate word here.

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dmoran20 27

#76 Drugs are bad mmkay!

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klutz44 28

76 is insinuating that Justin Bieber looks like a girl

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sig4life 18

Ohh he definitely knew.

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kimee21_fml 15

Hey, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

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TwiztedYuri 9

can't be a joke. wedding are way to serious for any form of happiness.

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braddenfitch 7

Haha nice, I bet you could take it pretty hard ;)

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Schizomaniac 24

This guy is tactful. You must be very popular with the ladies.

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Enslaved 36

I agree. It had to be a joke. Why would he say that in front of his new wife if it wasn't to be humourous? I know guys that joke like that. Blowing kisses and such. It's to try to kid and make that other person feel awkward.

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TheDrifter 23

I do that to people all the time. The look of "Oh please no, somebody save me" is priceless.

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ICastillo 24

But #2 what if he wasn't joking?!? o_o. .......Well I guess he still wouldn't want to take it so hard.

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etchsanity1 11

I don't think it was a joke after all this is china where it happened a young soft featured Asian boy could very easily look like an Asian girl ... Gender differences aren't as prominent in youth is Asian countries

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hilda_kitty 16

Exactly 2. And even if it isn't, I've heard that if a gay or bi guy compliments another guy, that other guy is one hell of a sexy beast.

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benmec 18

Lol. You said, "take it so hard." I thumbed you up buddy. Don't see why everyone else isn't.

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thagar 2

"It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard" badum-tss

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infinitegrace 21

#69 Although I agree I would like to pour out something it seems no one else has. They are at a wedding, which to me indicates they are dressed up. If they're dressed up wouldn't OP be in a suit while a girl would be wearing a dress?

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crazytwinsmom 25

F Rose's life! She's going to be wondering about him now.

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hawright 13

My sentiments exactly. Now she will always wonder if its her younger male cousin he is thinking about when getting intimate. If anal just "works better for him" we've got issues.

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onlychildFTW 33

She'll be wondering if her husband will be bending over to... Too OP. lots of Asian guys I've seen look like girls. I could see the mistake. (OP is from China).

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cupcakechick 17

he said he did it when him and the cousin were talking, not when him and the bride were talking,

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Clioo_fml 17

I'm just hoping the groom has a funny sense of humor. And if he does, Rose probably knew about it and decided to laugh about it. Weird yes...but maybe they think it's funny?

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Cashtangoteam 10

Times are tough in China. If you can't get a girl, why not a boy?

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Myo_fml 20

I think the groom is more than likely drunk. Weddings are stressful events.

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SaturnV 25

Drunk words are sober thoughts.

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rkmn8r 6

false. drunk words are drunk thoughts

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Feared 9

False. I'm a potato.

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kevsandy303 12

Not today!

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dmoran20 27

Ahhhh potato whiskey... Mmmmm

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VannahJane 17

Hes probably just trying be funny

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Shmatterhorn 38

And obviously not succeeding.

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klutz44 28

Eh, I thought it was funny

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Schizomaniac 24

This wedding is horse shit!

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Codezlol 21

I didn't want salmon! I said it four times!

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TheManager 6

I wasn't fired from my job, I was laid off. But you wouldn't know the difference!

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hotPinklipstick 24

This thread is EPIC!!! :)

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON

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Werken247 14

So the groom is a gay, pedophile douchenozzle... F the brides Life

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Pleonasm 35

Maybe there's like, a tiny chance that he's not being serious?

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TheDrifter 23

Not serious? Nah, that could never happen. Him and Rose are obviously duplicates, replaced by bisexual ephebophilic aliens, bent on world domination.

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Pleonasm 35

See that's what I was thinking too, but I thought that proposing that to FMLers would be too "out-there."

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cmbar831 14

Your always one of the first petiole to comment, is fml your life or something?

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Kartor 6

This has been bugging me and is unrelated, but are you Shia LaBeouf?

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Coop817 19

YDI for being so darn cute ;)

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JustKittyKat 24

With an ass like that, who could blame him? ;)

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Steve95401 49

Maybe the groom thinks OP's ass needs "breaking in". We just need an old lady using a walker to grab OP's ass and and we would have an FML trifecta.

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