By Denki - China - Beijing
Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML
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  Enslaved  |  36

I agree. It had to be a joke. Why would he say that in front of his new wife if it wasn't to be humourous? I know guys that joke like that. Blowing kisses and such. It's to try to kid and make that other person feel awkward.

  etchsanity1  |  11

I don't think it was a joke after all this is china where it happened a young soft featured Asian boy could very easily look like an Asian girl ... Gender differences aren't as prominent in youth is Asian countries

  infinitegrace  |  21

#69 Although I agree I would like to pour out something it seems no one else has. They are at a wedding, which to me indicates they are dressed up. If they're dressed up wouldn't OP be in a suit while a girl would be wearing a dress?

  hawright  |  13

My sentiments exactly. Now she will always wonder if its her younger male cousin he is thinking about when getting intimate. If anal just "works better for him" we've got issues.

  onlychildFTW  |  33

She'll be wondering if her husband will be bending over to...

Too OP. lots of Asian guys I've seen look like girls. I could see the mistake. (OP is from China).

  Clioo_fml  |  17

I'm just hoping the groom has a funny sense of humor.

And if he does, Rose probably knew about it and decided to laugh about it. Weird yes...but maybe they think it's funny?

  Steve95401  |  49

Maybe the groom thinks OP's ass needs "breaking in". We just need an old lady using a walker to grab OP's ass and and we would have an FML trifecta.