FML : Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said,...

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Today, I went to my cousin's wedding. The groom walked over when the two of us were talking, took one good look at me, slapped me on the ass, and said, "You know, if I wasn't marrying Rose here, you'd be next." Yeah, about that: I'm a 16-year old guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Denki - / Wednesday 30 January 2013 12:21 / China - Beijing

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By tanekdrachonae | 19

#5347380 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:50

Maybe he knew -.-

By Coop817 | 19

#5347391 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:55

YDI for being so darn cute ;)

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By tanekdrachonae | 19

#5347380 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:50

Maybe he knew -.-

Damian95 | 16

#5347523 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:29

At least Pedo bear would approve.

ICastillo | 24

#5347597 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:21

OP is probably the prettiest guy the groom has ever seen.

HKCgrimmjow | 15

#5347644 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:59

I don't know about you guys but if he's 16 he could definitely look like Justin bieber and that would be misleading.

corruptedlol | 2

#5347810 - Thursday 31 January 2013 0:14

76 - What kind of logic is that?

AssTard | 15

#5347910 - Thursday 31 January 2013 1:03

59- "Logic" wouldn't be the appropiate word here.

dmoran20 | 27

#5348052 - Thursday 31 January 2013 3:58

#76 Drugs are bad mmkay!

klutz44 | 28

#5348150 - Thursday 31 January 2013 5:37

76 is insinuating that Justin Bieber looks like a girl

sig4life | 18

#5348874 - Thursday 31 January 2013 20:57

Ohh he definitely knew.

By kimee21_fml | 15

#5347381 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:51

Hey, it's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

TwiztedYuri | 9

#5347394 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:57

can't be a joke. wedding are way to serious for any form of happiness.

braddenfitch | 7

#5347430 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:14

Haha nice, I bet you could take it pretty hard ;)

Schizomaniac | 24

#5347435 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:19

This guy is tactful. You must be very popular with the ladies.

Enslaved | 36

#5347440 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:21

I agree. It had to be a joke. Why would he say that in front of his new wife if it wasn't to be humourous? I know guys that joke like that. Blowing kisses and such. It's to try to kid and make that other person feel awkward.

TheDrifter | 23

#5347459 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:31

I do that to people all the time. The look of "Oh please no, somebody save me" is priceless.

ICastillo | 24

#5347593 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:18

But #2 what if he wasn't joking?!? o_o. .......Well I guess he still wouldn't want to take it so hard.

etchsanity1 | 11

#5347613 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:33

I don't think it was a joke after all this is china where it happened a young soft featured Asian boy could very easily look like an Asian girl ... Gender differences aren't as prominent in youth is Asian countries

hilda_kitty | 16

#5347627 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:48

Exactly 2. And even if it isn't, I've heard that if a gay or bi guy compliments another guy, that other guy is one hell of a sexy beast.

benmec | 18

#5348408 - Thursday 31 January 2013 13:08

Lol. You said, "take it so hard." I thumbed you up buddy. Don't see why everyone else isn't.

thagar | 2

#5348825 - Thursday 31 January 2013 20:02

"It's a joke, not a dick, don't take it so hard" badum-tss

infinitegrace | 21

#5765409 - Saturday 23 November 2013 16:27

#69 Although I agree I would like to pour out something it seems no one else has. They are at a wedding, which to me indicates they are dressed up. If they're dressed up wouldn't OP be in a suit while a girl would be wearing a dress?

By crazytwinsmom | 25

#5347382 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:51

F Rose's life! She's going to be wondering about him now.

hawright | 13

#5347420 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:11

My sentiments exactly. Now she will always wonder if its her younger male cousin he is thinking about when getting intimate. If anal just "works better for him" we've got issues.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5347621 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:45

She'll be wondering if her husband will be bending over to...

Too OP. lots of Asian guys I've seen look like girls. I could see the mistake. (OP is from China).

cupcakechick | 17

#5347640 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:57

he said he did it when him and the cousin were talking, not when him and the bride were talking,

Clioo_fml | 17

#5348119 - Thursday 31 January 2013 5:14

I'm just hoping the groom has a funny sense of humor.

And if he does, Rose probably knew about it and decided to laugh about it. Weird yes...but maybe they think it's funny?

By Cashtangoteam | 10

#5347383 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:52

Times are tough in China. If you can't get a girl, why not a boy?

By Myo_fml | 20

#5347384 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:52

I think the groom is more than likely drunk. Weddings are stressful events.

SaturnV | 25

#5347419 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:11

Drunk words are sober thoughts.

rkmn8r | 6

#5347527 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:32

false. drunk words are drunk thoughts

Feared | 9

#5347553 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:49

False. I'm a potato.

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#5347560 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:55

Die, potato.

kevsandy303 | 12

#5347575 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:05

Not today!

SqueakyChipmunk | 20

#5347580 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:06

dmoran20 | 27

#5348053 - Thursday 31 January 2013 4:00

Ahhhh potato whiskey... Mmmmm

By VannahJane | 17

#5347385 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:53

Hes probably just trying be funny

Shmatterhorn | 38

#5348032 - Thursday 31 January 2013 3:16

And obviously not succeeding.

klutz44 | 28

#5348153 - Thursday 31 January 2013 5:40

Eh, I thought it was funny

By Schizomaniac | 24

#5347387 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:53

This wedding is horse shit!

Codezlol | 21

#5347410 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:06

I didn't want salmon! I said it four times!

TheManager | 6

#5347476 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:42

I wasn't fired from my job, I was laid off. But you wouldn't know the difference!

hotPinklipstick | 24

#5347586 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:12

This thread is EPIC!!! :)

DropTheDaggerxx | 31

#5348227 - Thursday 31 January 2013 7:57

THIS HOUSE IS A PRISON

By Werken247 | 14

#5347389 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:54

So the groom is a gay, pedophile douchenozzle... F the brides Life

By Pleonasm | 31

#5347390 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:54

Maybe there's like, a tiny chance that he's not being serious?

TheDrifter | 23

#5347428 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:13

Not serious? Nah, that could never happen. Him and Rose are obviously duplicates, replaced by bisexual ephebophilic aliens, bent on world domination.

Pleonasm | 31

#5347451 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 19:27

See that's what I was thinking too, but I thought that proposing that to FMLers would be too "out-there."

cmbar831 | 14

#5347664 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 22:11

Your always one of the first petiole to comment, is fml your life or something?

Kartor | 6

#5348678 - Thursday 31 January 2013 18:02

This has been bugging me and is unrelated, but are you Shia LaBeouf?

By Coop817 | 19

#5347391 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:55

YDI for being so darn cute ;)

JustKittyKat | 24

#5347555 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 20:51

With an ass like that, who could blame him? ;)

Steve95401 | 48

#5347601 - Wednesday 30 January 2013 21:24

Maybe the groom thinks OP's ass needs "breaking in". We just need an old lady using a walker to grab OP's ass and and we would have an FML trifecta.

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