Backwards backwoods brainrot

By Anonymous - 03/05/2025 13:00 - United States

Today, I’ve had to threaten my husband with divorce unless he drops this disgusting and archaic idea of forcing our daughters to do “virginity pledges.” He even wants to rent out a venue and have a “purity ball” to celebrate this nonsense with his caveman friends. FML
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core01 30

Men who obsess over their daughters sexuality need to stay far away from all kids.

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Hangryko 31

I would just divorce him. He's a pig.

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stickyface 16

You should divorce him. Then you can go on the Tinder market with your daughters. It'll be fun! Who's the "caveman" in this scenario anyway?

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DLBL 20

Right? This creep wants his grown-men friends to be thinking about his daughter's "purity" for a whole party? Sick, man. This is not the goddam Taliban.

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Hangryko 31

I would just divorce him. He's a pig.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

If he's ever said "You should save yourself for a man like Daddy" he's really waiting for his chance to have his way with her. An incel can be made worse if they have incestuous tendencies, and they'll snap if their target is unobtainable. You need to take her far away.

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poopface82 23

People who do shit like this belong in prison.

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core01 30

Men who obsess over their daughters sexuality need to stay far away from all kids.

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Rake 17

I went to check the year, then the place, then I just became very sad

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FluffythePink 23

Divorce him with the frying pan. He's sick in the head and going to be the reason your daughters will need a shed load of therapy when they're older.

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d j mom 9

while 'saving themselves' for marriage is a nice idea, it really is up to the in individual person to choose that. it just is not a plausible idea in this day and age. your husband needs to get his head out of the 1950's.

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