Nice to know that your mom cares about you, OP. FYL indeed.

^The only stupid wording here was your's.

I don't think the 's on yours was necessary.... I'm not 100% sure though.

Eh I wasn't too sure either...but putting the apostrophe explicates possession. We can just wait till a Grammar Nazi gets on, which won't be too long, cuz the site is crawling with them.

I'm here! Sorry I'm late, guys. I was bothering some people elsewhere. The apostrophe wasn't necessary, bud. Thanks for trying though. NAZI AWAAAAAAAY! :D

*run run run run run run*

I loved the wording of this FML. 53- Usually I hate grammar nazis but your comment was fucking hilarious. Thumbs up to you sir.

It was nice wording, but why didn't you throw up your childhood memories as well? I have some badddd memories... *shudder*

Throw up all over the bitch then say ur right nvm I don't need it

Yeah, Uncle Touchy-Touch was really creepy.

It's not a sore throat. Try a fizzy drink; the bubbles help calm your stomach.

Raspberry zinger tea works wonders for nausea.

And then call children's services on her ass!

Sprite works too. :]

wow thts sad lol

Not necessarily, his mom may know that it's not healthy to stop vomiting due to illness. It's your body's way of getting dangerous stuff out. Unless the nausea is chronic or due to vertigo it's best not to take drugs to stop it.

Sounds like my mom... Got a cut? Need stitches? Super glue it. A fever of 104? Hot sweats and chills? You're still not getting out of chores. Oh you broke your leg? I hope it wasn't the right one cuz you'll need it to drive yourself to the hospital.

Like a boss.

I actually threw up in her room and in her bathroom. She had to clean it up. I think justice was served.

Best idea I've heard all day.

#32 - Genius.

Nice.

@OP, was a side of kickass served with that justice?

I prefer my justice served with a little karma sauce.

If OP comments could be thumbed up I would have thumbed up this one.

Nice. Hope your mom won't be as much of a dick if and when it happens again.

they can. I did

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You still have to pay for over the counter meds with free healthcare, moron. She wouldn't be getting a prescription.

Who needs a prescription? Why no just buy pepto?

55# With free health care you'll get a discount on over the counter meds! And btw I were just saying that maybe it's a matter of money!

98--a bottle of pepto is what, $5? Less if you get the store brand? I doubt it's that hard to get $5 together (even if it's sofa change) for an emergency.

Really depends on the System. E.g. in Germany you would pay for prescriptions, though they are subsidised (free for children). In Taiwan prescriptions are free.