FML : Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she...

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Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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I actually threw up in her room and in her bathroom. She had to clean it up. I think justice was served.

By Shleebs - / Monday 19 March 2012 19:20 / United States - Hamilton

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By Snaylor12 | 0

#4188201 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:13

Nice wording

By Cre3per | 2

#4188827 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:02

I'm here! Sorry I'm late, guys. I was bothering some people elsewhere. The apostrophe wasn't necessary, bud. Thanks for trying though.
NAZI AWAAAAAAAY! :D

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By Snaylor12 | 0

#4188199 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:13

Nice wording

By Snaylor12 | 0

#4188201 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:13

Nice wording

Cad6 | 24

#4188360 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:34

Nice to know that your mom cares about you, OP. FYL indeed.

comedybreak | 20

#4188369 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Cad6 | 24

#4188392 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:38

^The only stupid wording here was your's.

zachherbert | 10

#4188580 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:12

I don't think the 's on yours was necessary.... I'm not 100% sure though.

Cad6 | 24

#4188612 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:17

Eh I wasn't too sure either...but putting the apostrophe explicates possession. We can just wait till a Grammar Nazi gets on, which won't be too long, cuz the site is crawling with them.

Cre3per | 2

#4188827 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:02

I'm here! Sorry I'm late, guys. I was bothering some people elsewhere. The apostrophe wasn't necessary, bud. Thanks for trying though.
NAZI AWAAAAAAAY! :D

EpicSquirrel | 0

#4188842 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:06

*run run run run run run*

blackheart24 | 10

#4189133 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:04

I loved the wording of this FML.

53- Usually I hate grammar nazis but your comment was fucking hilarious. Thumbs up to you sir.

hahafylop | 4

#4189562 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 5:19

It was nice wording, but why didn't you throw up your childhood memories as well? I have some badddd memories... *shudder*

aaahhhfire21 | 0

#4189756 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 6:46

Throw up all over the bitch then say ur right nvm I don't need it

BradTheBrony | 19

#4197678 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 23:56

Yeah, Uncle Touchy-Touch was really creepy.

By MischievousLoki | 6

#4188205 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:13

Maybe try to go on your own? Or ask a friend if they can get you some? Get better soon OP! Try to drink some warm tea with lemon and honey!

ohSNAPyall | 26

#4188300 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:24

It's not a sore throat. Try a fizzy drink; the bubbles help calm your stomach.

thatKidzmOm | 10

#4188999 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:37

Raspberry zinger tea works wonders for nausea.

ladyLALAA | 28

#4190143 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 9:44

And then call children's services on her ass!

starbeast | 0

#4191358 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 17:07

Sprite works too. :]

By NotYourOrdinary7 | 6

#4188207 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:13

Such a nice, caring mommy you have.

torch433 | 0

#4188779 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:50

wow thts sad lol

22cute | 17

#4189359 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:03

Not necessarily, his mom may know that it's not healthy to stop vomiting due to illness. It's your body's way of getting dangerous stuff out. Unless the nausea is chronic or due to vertigo it's best not to take drugs to stop it.

spekledworf | 17

#4189846 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 7:29

Sounds like my mom... Got a cut? Need stitches? Super glue it. A fever of 104? Hot sweats and chills? You're still not getting out of chores. Oh you broke your leg? I hope it wasn't the right one cuz you'll need it to drive yourself to the hospital.

By Lauren10102 | 3

#4188222 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:15

Next time, aim the barf in her direction.

Cad6 | 24

#4188510 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:58

Like a boss.

Shleebs | 12

#4188537 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:03

I actually threw up in her room and in her bathroom. She had to clean it up. I think justice was served.

miniman524 | 0

#4188559 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:07

Best idea I've heard all day.

Cad6 | 24

#4188561 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:07

#32 - Genius.

iBiteRoses | 22

#4188888 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:14

Nice.

OHai15 | 12

#4188891 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:16

@OP, was a side of kickass served with that justice?

False_Stupidity | 41

#4192327 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 22:20

I prefer my justice served with a little karma sauce.

alfred07 | 18

#4229715 - Thursday 29 March 2012 0:55

If OP comments could be thumbed up I would have thumbed up this one.

TheAspieDork | 27

#6539913 - Thursday 18 February 2016 14:26

Nice. Hope your mom won't be as much of a dick if and when it happens again.

Salzxx | 8

#6695638 - Monday 26 September 2016 20:36

they can. I did

By ipwnallmen | 10

#4188226 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:16

Damn you, irony!
But seriously, get well soon! (did you at least throw up on your mom?

zingline89 | 18

#4188736 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:40

)

By kb021 | 18

#4188245 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:17

Wow, what a mother. Hope you're feeling better soon!

By Calyx_fml | 21

#4188263 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:19

Never underestimate a parent's power of denial.

By vcapelo | 19

#4188269 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:20

I feel sorry for you OP! Maybe if you had free health care she would pick something up!

lyncecelia | 13

#4188857 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 2:09

You still have to pay for over the counter meds with free healthcare, moron. She wouldn't be getting a prescription.

Deadzombie | 2

#4189307 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 3:48

Who needs a prescription? Why no just buy pepto?

vcapelo | 19

#4189986 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 8:45

55# With free health care you'll get a discount on over the counter meds! And btw I were just saying that maybe it's a matter of money!

lyncecelia | 13

#4191944 - Tuesday 20 March 2012 20:18

98--a bottle of pepto is what, $5? Less if you get the store brand? I doubt it's that hard to get $5 together (even if it's sofa change) for an emergency.

st0815 | 9

#4197410 - Wednesday 21 March 2012 23:04

Really depends on the System. E.g. in Germany you would pay for prescriptions, though they are subsidised (free for children). In Taiwan prescriptions are free.