FML : Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide...

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Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mypoolisstilldirty - / Thursday 16 February 2012 16:26 / Australia

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By sunflower226 | 0

#4043514 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:52

does he wear a speedo?

By Brannie | 4

#4043541 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:56

this is why watching porn is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.

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By MaskingTape | 2

#4043508 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:51

Least your pool was clean.

Pentium_4 | 26

#4043519 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:53

nope. chuck testa. check out OP's name :/

U_Go_Boom | 0

#4043523 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:53

Read his name bud it is still dirty ha

Every1luvsfmls | 6

#4043526 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:53

Quagmire

skullcandifiedDJ | 5

#4043548 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:57

The kid surprisingly got balls for someone who has yet to grow some pubic hair

MaskingTape | 2

#4043551 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:57

My apologies for disregarding his name and reading his fml. Seems his pool is that very last of his immediate concerns though

lawls79 | 14

#4043554 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:58

OP I feel for you brother! Keep your head up.

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#4043711 - Thursday 16 February 2012 19:45

Money, cash. Money cash hoes!

Showtime00 | 0

#4044049 - Thursday 16 February 2012 21:52

Colonel_Lexi | 18

#4044613 - Friday 17 February 2012 0:05

OP don't you watch those cheesy soap operas and bad pornos? The wife ALWAYS cheats on her husband with the help, especially pool boys.

icanhazblivions | 1

#4044930 - Friday 17 February 2012 1:01

the people who wronged him. i.e. the pool boy and his wife. yeah.

RaggleFrock | 13

#4045436 - Friday 17 February 2012 3:22

Who was your pool cleaner, Puck? I can get down with it...

niznor99 | 6

#4047311 - Friday 17 February 2012 16:22

Don't get a pool boy kiddies!! They'll steal your soul.

tatababe | 0

#4048809 - Friday 17 February 2012 21:49

Reminds me of desperate housewives

tjv3 | 10

#4049206 - Friday 17 February 2012 23:47

Sue him and then lick his ass

bioboy725 | 10

#4058179 - Monday 20 February 2012 2:44

I hope to god that was a typo.

blushy | 14

#4262925 - Thursday 5 April 2012 16:24

point of the story:don't get a pool boy

wildhorseman | 32

#5439385 - Monday 8 April 2013 2:20

#1 rule of owning a pool: never hire an attractive person and give them access to the inside of your home.

By sunflower226 | 0

#4043514 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:52

does he wear a speedo?

olpally | 32

#4043577 - Thursday 16 February 2012 19:01

Who cares about what he wears?? Fyl Op, beat the fuck out of both of them.. No one should ever have to experience that..

Tweekz14 | 5

#4043611 - Thursday 16 February 2012 19:10

Your wife left you for a pool cleaner, you must have been doing something wrong.

bmwguy01 | 8

#4043648 - Thursday 16 February 2012 19:26

26- Op was a pool cleaner before, he should of saw it coming

The_Troller | 14

#4043661 - Thursday 16 February 2012 19:28

*Have *Seen

I feel dirty now.

22cute | 17

#4044519 - Thursday 16 February 2012 23:44

Ha Ha #26 that's the first thing I thought also!

TrollololSlayer | 3

#4044700 - Friday 17 February 2012 0:25

Abduction is not a joke people!

OHai15 | 12

#4044774 - Friday 17 February 2012 0:42

104-that movie sucked :P

Jamialia | 5

#4046304 - Friday 17 February 2012 8:35

You mean budgie smugglers right?

ladyLALAA | 28

#4051275 - Saturday 18 February 2012 11:09

I agree 26, you're just meant to have a secret affair with the pool boy, not leave them!

By scottieclark | 4

#4043516 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:52

Kill both of then

SecretMe00 | 5

#4045369 - Friday 17 February 2012 3:04

IM SORRY OP THAT YOU LOST ALL THAT. ESPECIALLY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. :-(

By immaMonsta | 8

#4043520 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:53

Well the things he's stolen previously, must've not been too important to you then...FYL for your wife leaving you though.

YakuzaxGeneralz | 9

#4044091 - Thursday 16 February 2012 22:08

I'm not sure the items were actually "stolen" given the pool boy was screwing his wife.

22cute | 17

#4044499 - Thursday 16 February 2012 23:42

I'm not really sure you are an idiot...no wait, yes I am!

YakuzaxGeneralz | 9

#4045123 - Friday 17 February 2012 1:47

I'm not an idiot.

By UnknwnClassicGrl | 5

#4043531 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:54

I hope you can at least get your wife back! Lol

Margemander | 4

#4043723 - Thursday 16 February 2012 19:48

Why would he want her back after that? I wouldn't want her after the pool boy has "cleaned" her.

Redoxx_fml | 22

#4043905 - Thursday 16 February 2012 20:47

Or filled her with "chlorine"

Characterise | 0

#4044697 - Friday 17 February 2012 0:24

Um that's why you do everything yourself you just received the desperate housewives treatment it actually happened in the show but it was a gardener

downtime | 12

#4045588 - Friday 17 February 2012 4:07

He has a proof of ownership, it wouldn't be too difficult...

By sunflower226 | 0

#4043533 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:54

if he wears a skimpy suit, where does he hide his stolen goods?

Bladian | 5

#4043657 - Thursday 16 February 2012 19:27

He cleans the pool. As in he probably wears jeans and a t shirt or even a jumpsuit. I'm not sure what you think pool boy means.

sunflower226 | 0

#4043714 - Thursday 16 February 2012 19:45

I was referring to the stereotypical athletic, muscular pool boy who wears a skimpy speedo and is the fantasy of the housewife

yummy_richkid | 3

#4043825 - Thursday 16 February 2012 20:19

Our pool "boy" is old, fat, and often cleans our pool shirtless. But thankfully he wears jeans. Still sadface though D:

rabbittboi | 18

#4044122 - Thursday 16 February 2012 22:20

38 - It sounds like the housewives your talking about watch too much porn.

rabbittboi | 18

#4044188 - Thursday 16 February 2012 22:44

I do know the difference between your and you're. Apparently I'm too tired to care or edit.

hailbot | 0

#4048995 - Friday 17 February 2012 22:41

Not too tired to resend a message stating you know the difference. Next time just do it right so we suffer less

bootyful86 | 7

#4055606 - Sunday 19 February 2012 14:56

Hahaha. Best. Comment. Ever.

By Gothicbunnyx3 | 16

#4043534 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:55

Haha at OP'S name. Why don't you get some revenge, instead of a pool boy.. get a pool girl. ;)

StopDropNRoll | 11

#4043853 - Thursday 16 February 2012 20:27

Who is he getting revenge on?

DaySetsFire | 2

#4046127 - Friday 17 February 2012 6:57

So the pool boy can have the pool girl and his wife? Good call on that

Thizzkidsgotgame | 7

#4051085 - Saturday 18 February 2012 9:23

Is there such thing as a hot pool girl?

Cat_Daniels | 6

#4053576 - Sunday 19 February 2012 0:57

#137 HE MENT SO HE CAN HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH THE POOL GIRL!

By daisyismydog | 3

#4043536 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:55

FYL.

By scottieclark | 4

#4043538 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:55

Sell all your stuff. And run with the money.

slick5880 | 22

#4044107 - Thursday 16 February 2012 22:13

Sell all HER stuff and have a night on the town. Make sure you change the locks first!

By Brannie | 4

#4043541 - Thursday 16 February 2012 18:56

this is why watching porn is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.

EduJav321 | 24

#4044621 - Friday 17 February 2012 0:06

That and the pizza guy

Characterise | 0

#4044708 - Friday 17 February 2012 0:26

basically any.... tradie....

Swiftly | 0

#4045975 - Friday 17 February 2012 6:02

Don't forget the plumber!

melbournearsenal | 18

#4047130 - Friday 17 February 2012 14:32

And the job interviewer !

JRokka850 | 6

#4048532 - Friday 17 February 2012 20:26

You hit the nail on the head lol I wouldn't even risk it...clean my own dam pool lol

Kurliez408 | 30

#6511482 - Saturday 16 January 2016 0:25

Legally Blonde was just as education about pool boys

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