By mypoolisstilldirty - 16/02/2012 16:26 - Australia

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
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Brannie 4

this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.

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MaskingTape 2

Least your pool was clean.

Pentium_4 27

nope. chuck testa. check out OP's name :/

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skullcandifiedDJ 5

The kid surprisingly got balls for someone who has yet to grow some pubic hair

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MaskingTape 2

My apologies for disregarding his name and reading his fml. Seems his pool is that very last of his immediate concerns though

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lawls79 14

OP I feel for you brother! Keep your head up.

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Colonel_Lexi 18

OP don't you watch those cheesy soap operas and bad pornos? The wife ALWAYS cheats on her husband with the help, especially pool boys.

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icanhazblivions 1

the people who wronged him. i.e. the pool boy and his wife. yeah.

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RaggleFrock 13

Who was your pool cleaner, Puck? I can get down with it...

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niznor99 6

Don't get a pool boy kiddies!! They'll steal your soul.

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tjv3 10

Sue him and then lick his ass

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blushy 14

point of the story:don't get a pool boy

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wildhorseman 32

#1 rule of owning a pool: never hire an attractive person and give them access to the inside of your home.

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olpally 32

Who cares about what he wears?? Fyl Op, beat the **** out of both of them.. No one should ever have to experience that..

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Tweekz14 5

Your wife left you for a pool cleaner, you must have been doing something wrong.

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bmwguy01 8

26- Op was a pool cleaner before, he should of saw it coming

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The_Troller 14

*Have *Seen I feel dirty now.

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22cute 17

Ha Ha #26 that's the first thing I thought also!

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OHai15 12

104-that movie sucked :P

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ladyLALAA 28

I agree 26, you're just meant to have a secret affair with the pool boy, not leave them!

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SecretMe00 5

IM SORRY OP THAT YOU LOST ALL THAT. ESPECIALLY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. :-(

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immaMonsta 8

Well the things he's stolen previously, must've not been too important to you then...FYL for your wife leaving you though.

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

I'm not sure the items were actually "stolen" given the pool boy was screwing his wife.

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22cute 17

I'm not really sure you are an idiot...no wait, yes I am!

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

I'm not an idiot.

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UnknwnClassicGrl 5

I hope you can at least get your wife back! Lol

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Margemander 4

Why would he want her back after that? I wouldn't want her after the pool boy has "cleaned" her.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Or filled her with "chlorine"

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Characterise 0

Um that's why you do everything yourself you just received the desperate housewives treatment it actually happened in the show but it was a gardener

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downtime 12

He has a proof of ownership, it wouldn't be too difficult...

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sunflower226 0

if he wears a skimpy suit, where does he hide his stolen goods?

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Bladian 5

He cleans the pool. As in he probably wears jeans and a t shirt or even a jumpsuit. I'm not sure what you think pool boy means.

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sunflower226 0

I was referring to the stereotypical athletic, muscular pool boy who wears a skimpy speedo and is the fantasy of the housewife

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yummy_richkid 3

Our pool "boy" is old, fat, and often cleans our pool shirtless. But thankfully he wears jeans. Still sadface though D:

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rabbittboi 18

38 - It sounds like the housewives your talking about watch too much ****.

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rabbittboi 18

I do know the difference between your and you're. Apparently I'm too tired to care or edit.

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Gothicbunnyx3 16

Haha at OP'S name. Why don't you get some revenge, instead of a pool boy.. get a pool girl. ;)

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StopDropNRoll 11

Who is he getting revenge on?

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DaySetsFire 2

So the pool boy can have the pool girl and his wife? Good call on that

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Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Is there such thing as a hot pool girl?

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Cat_Daniels 6

#137 HE MENT SO HE CAN HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH THE POOL GIRL!

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scottieclark 4

Sell all your stuff. And run with the money.

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slick5880 22

Sell all HER stuff and have a night on the town. Make sure you change the locks first!

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Brannie 4

this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.

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JRokka850 6

You hit the nail on the head lol I wouldn't even risk it...clean my own dam pool lol

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Kurliez408 32

Legally Blonde was just as education about pool boys

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