By mypoolisstilldirty - 16/02/2012 16:26 - Australia

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 783
You deserved it 4 320

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Brannie 4

this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.

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MaskingTape 2

Least your pool was clean.

nope. chuck testa. check out OP's name :/

The kid surprisingly got balls for someone who has yet to grow some pubic hair

MaskingTape 2

My apologies for disregarding his name and reading his fml. Seems his pool is that very last of his immediate concerns though

OP I feel for you brother! Keep your head up.

Colonel_Lexi 18

OP don't you watch those cheesy soap operas and bad pornos? The wife ALWAYS cheats on her husband with the help, especially pool boys.

icanhazblivions 1

the people who wronged him. i.e. the pool boy and his wife. yeah.

Who was your pool cleaner, Puck? I can get down with it...

Don't get a pool boy kiddies!! They'll steal your soul.

tjv3 10

Sue him and then lick his ass

point of the story:don't get a pool boy

wildhorseman 32

#1 rule of owning a pool: never hire an attractive person and give them access to the inside of your home.

olpally 32

Who cares about what he wears?? Fyl Op, beat the **** out of both of them.. No one should ever have to experience that..

Tweekz14 5

Your wife left you for a pool cleaner, you must have been doing something wrong.

26- Op was a pool cleaner before, he should of saw it coming

The_Troller 14
22cute 17

Ha Ha #26 that's the first thing I thought also!

OHai15 12

I agree 26, you're just meant to have a secret affair with the pool boy, not leave them!

SecretMe00 5

IM SORRY OP THAT YOU LOST ALL THAT. ESPECIALLY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. :-(

Well the things he's stolen previously, must've not been too important to you then...FYL for your wife leaving you though.

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

I'm not sure the items were actually "stolen" given the pool boy was screwing his wife.

22cute 17

I'm not really sure you are an idiot...no wait, yes I am!

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

I hope you can at least get your wife back! Lol

Why would he want her back after that? I wouldn't want her after the pool boy has "cleaned" her.

Redoxx_fml 22

Um that's why you do everything yourself you just received the desperate housewives treatment it actually happened in the show but it was a gardener

He has a proof of ownership, it wouldn't be too difficult...

if he wears a skimpy suit, where does he hide his stolen goods?

He cleans the pool. As in he probably wears jeans and a t shirt or even a jumpsuit. I'm not sure what you think pool boy means.

I was referring to the stereotypical athletic, muscular pool boy who wears a skimpy speedo and is the fantasy of the housewife

Our pool "boy" is old, fat, and often cleans our pool shirtless. But thankfully he wears jeans. Still sadface though D:

38 - It sounds like the housewives your talking about watch too much ****.

I do know the difference between your and you're. Apparently I'm too tired to care or edit.

Gothicbunnyx3 16

Haha at OP'S name. Why don't you get some revenge, instead of a pool boy.. get a pool girl. ;)

StopDropNRoll 11

So the pool boy can have the pool girl and his wife? Good call on that

Thizzkidsgotgame 7

Is there such thing as a hot pool girl?

Cat_Daniels 6

#137 HE MENT SO HE CAN HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH THE POOL GIRL!

Sell all your stuff. And run with the money.

Sell all HER stuff and have a night on the town. Make sure you change the locks first!

Brannie 4

this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.

JRokka850 6

You hit the nail on the head lol I wouldn't even risk it...clean my own dam pool lol

Legally Blonde was just as education about pool boys