Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML
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mypoolisstilldirty
- Australia
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sunflower226
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does he wear a speedo?
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Brannie
| 4
this is why watching porn is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.
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MaskingTape
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Least your pool was clean.
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Pentium_4
| 26
nope. chuck testa. check out OP's name :/
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U_Go_Boom
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Read his name bud it is still dirty ha
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Every1luvsfmls
| 6
Quagmire
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skullcandifiedDJ
| 5
The kid surprisingly got balls for someone who has yet to grow some pubic hair
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MaskingTape
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My apologies for disregarding his name and reading his fml. Seems his pool is that very last of his immediate concerns though
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lawls79
| 14
OP I feel for you brother! Keep your head up.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Money, cash. Money cash hoes!
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Showtime00
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:3
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Colonel_Lexi
| 18
OP don't you watch those cheesy soap operas and bad pornos? The wife ALWAYS cheats on her husband with the help, especially pool boys.
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icanhazblivions
| 1
the people who wronged him. i.e. the pool boy and his wife. yeah.
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RaggleFrock
| 13
Who was your pool cleaner, Puck? I can get down with it...
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niznor99
| 6
Don't get a pool boy kiddies!! They'll steal your soul.
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tatababe
| 1
Reminds me of desperate housewives
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tjv3
| 10
Sue him and then lick his ass
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bioboy725
| 10
I hope to god that was a typo.
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blushy
| 14
point of the story:don't get a pool boy
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wildhorseman
| 32
#1 rule of owning a pool: never hire an attractive person and give them access to the inside of your home.
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sunflower226
| 0
does he wear a speedo?
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olpally
| 32
Who cares about what he wears?? Fyl Op, beat the fuck out of both of them.. No one should ever have to experience that..
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Tweekz14
| 5
Your wife left you for a pool cleaner, you must have been doing something wrong.
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bmwguy01
| 8
26- Op was a pool cleaner before, he should of saw it coming
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The_Troller
| 14
*Have *Seen
I feel dirty now.
I feel dirty now.
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22cute
| 17
Ha Ha #26 that's the first thing I thought also!
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TrollololSlayer
| 3
Abduction is not a joke people!
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OHai15
| 12
104-that movie sucked :P
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Jamialia
| 5
You mean budgie smugglers right?
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ladyLALAA
| 28
I agree 26, you're just meant to have a secret affair with the pool boy, not leave them!
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scottieclark
| 4
Kill both of then
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SecretMe00
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IM SORRY OP THAT YOU LOST ALL THAT. ESPECIALLY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. :-(
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immaMonsta
| 8
Well the things he's stolen previously, must've not been too important to you then...FYL for your wife leaving you though.
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YakuzaxGeneralz
| 9
I'm not sure the items were actually "stolen" given the pool boy was screwing his wife.
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22cute
| 17
I'm not really sure you are an idiot...no wait, yes I am!
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YakuzaxGeneralz
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I'm not an idiot.
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UnknwnClassicGrl
| 5
I hope you can at least get your wife back! Lol
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Margemander
| 4
Why would he want her back after that? I wouldn't want her after the pool boy has "cleaned" her.
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Or filled her with "chlorine"
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Characterise
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Um that's why you do everything yourself you just received the desperate housewives treatment it actually happened in the show but it was a gardener
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downtime
| 12
He has a proof of ownership, it wouldn't be too difficult...
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sunflower226
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if he wears a skimpy suit, where does he hide his stolen goods?
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Bladian
| 5
He cleans the pool. As in he probably wears jeans and a t shirt or even a jumpsuit. I'm not sure what you think pool boy means.
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sunflower226
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I was referring to the stereotypical athletic, muscular pool boy who wears a skimpy speedo and is the fantasy of the housewife
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yummy_richkid
| 3
Our pool "boy" is old, fat, and often cleans our pool shirtless. But thankfully he wears jeans. Still sadface though D:
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rabbittboi
| 18
38 - It sounds like the housewives your talking about watch too much porn.
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rabbittboi
| 18
I do know the difference between your and you're. Apparently I'm too tired to care or edit.
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bootyful86
| 7
Hahaha. Best. Comment. Ever.
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Gothicbunnyx3
| 16
Haha at OP'S name. Why don't you get some revenge, instead of a pool boy.. get a pool girl. ;)
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StopDropNRoll
| 11
Who is he getting revenge on?
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DaySetsFire
| 2
So the pool boy can have the pool girl and his wife? Good call on that
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Thizzkidsgotgame
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Is there such thing as a hot pool girl?
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Cat_Daniels
| 6
#137 HE MENT SO HE CAN HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH THE POOL GIRL!
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daisyismydog
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FYL.
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scottieclark
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Sell all your stuff. And run with the money.
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slick5880
| 22
Sell all HER stuff and have a night on the town. Make sure you change the locks first!
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Brannie
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this is why watching porn is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.
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EduJav321
| 24
That and the pizza guy
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Characterise
| 0
basically any.... tradie....
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Swiftly
| 0
Don't forget the plumber!
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melbournearsenal
| 18
And the job interviewer !
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JRokka850
| 6
You hit the nail on the head lol I wouldn't even risk it...clean my own dam pool lol
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Kurliez408
| 32
Legally Blonde was just as education about pool boys