Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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Top comments
sunflower226 0
does he wear a speedo?
Brannie 4
this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.
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Comments (185)
zingline89 18
Pool boys always know how to get a girl wet.
olpally 33
Giggity giggity goo, he he, alright!! :D
PlaidPanda 9
Gotta watch out for those pool boys.
MonsterSlayer13 5
agreed.
sicnesses 6
Then.... Fire him?
abbey321 8
I'm sure he dis by now if he stole OP's wife
5HT2A 5
19- yup... That'll sure solve everything
hateevryone 15
and why is he still working for you?
daisyismydog 3
Obviously not anymore
NBL_fml 8
Did you call the police for the nonhuman stolen things?
mattorama 15
And a lawyer for the human thing?
thewife5 19
It's the wife's property also, not much he can do about it.
Mekeritrig 15
Sleeping with the pool boy is such a cliche. Having a pool boy is a cliche. Having a pool is a cliche. I realise this is probably not helping but it's not meant to.
imgonnabtheonly1 6
I think you don't understand what being cliche is--- (overused saying or expression) sleeping with the pool boy is more of a stereotype about the job... You should stop using big words to sound sophisticated :-/ lol
ThecomingofTan 9
76- Since when is cliche a big word?
Linkerdoodles 15
76, I'm pretty sure that 'stereotype' is a bigger word than 'cliché'. Just saying.
rachel_potter 13
If you think this is a stereotype, then I don't think you know what that means.
Pelreskovich 11
There is a pool boy stereotype for a reason, unfortunately you were the victim of it. :(
LouisianaBob 9
You should have hired a pool man not a pool boy. Integrity is learned with age.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Call the cops for the items stolen. Ask yourself what would a biker gang member do about the wife?
jkaufman_95 0
Go to prison,
McMan 23
Wow, you think he would've done a better job at cleaning your pool considering he cleaned you out. FYL