Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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sunflower226 0
does he wear a speedo?
Brannie 4
this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.
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Comments (185)
rubberduckie94 13
Go find someone who appreciates a man that works hard to provide enough for his family so they can have all the comforts you mentioned. Sorry for your marriage.
DocBastard 40
"Your drain is free-flowing now, ma'am." "Yes...and my deck is so wet and slippery..." Pool boys get more ass than anyone else other than masseuses. Everything I know about sex I learned from ****.
ExToRtiOn 0
Was he Mexican?
JackSteely 8
Is he by any chance from South America?
traze 7
Ahh was he stealing?!...or was he given?! Hmmm.
mrmerino 0
Oh my god you live in a porno.
MrRayBans 8
Guess being able to afford a pool boy isn't sexy.
Enslaved 38
If you seen enough ****, you'd know to watch out for those damn pool boys!
Saritazz 0
That sucks -_- hope you fired his aas.
grannygruber 6
He couldn't have stolen your wife, she was obviously willing to go. Unless of course, you mean he kidnapped her for ransom!