By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 20:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 522
You deserved it 2 781

Same thing different taste

Top comments

olpally 32

I guess the initial shock on realizing your name on that sweater was just too much to handle. That not so sneaky thief!


olpally 32

Tell her to dive in the shallow end. The picture on the side is a mere suggestion, OP.

Come to Fml for the best and most appropriate suggestions

incoherentrmblr 21

Hopefully she's not a klepto.

People don't usually lock their change of clothes in lockers. I usually just change and leave it in a bag in the locker room assuming no one will steal it.

I always lock my clothes up. Not doing it is asking for it.

Well, people can pop locks off of the lockers so......

31 it's not asking for it, it's called trusting your team mates. You wouldn't expect someone on your team to steal your clothes. The fact that one of OP's team mates was is rude and despicable. Of course that's society.

I guess the initial shock on realizing your name on that sweater was just too much to handle. That not so sneaky thief!

Reminds of the FML where a friend stole OPs jeans and then lied about it while wearing them.

maybe she has the same initials haha perhaps you've found a true friend as well as a scrupulous thief

ninjuh_wingman 29

Why would she be friends with someone who calls her a liar and steals her clothes?

Just because she has the same initials doesn't instantly make her a true friend...

You know her? Oh Susan, why'd you do it!?

Really, thousands in court cost over a $5 sweater. Pretty sure the minimum limit is $25 anyway.

Well, less than a week ago someone got arrested and sued for stealing 5 cents of electricity at a school

It's $20 as written in the constitution

Just report her. She can call them liars too when they find evidence it is yours

ThatFancyPenn 18

People like that just make me weep for our world.

Honestly, her own stupidity will be payback enough for her in the future..

Set a trap for her. For example set a camera in the opposite locker of your clothes so it will catch it when she takes something

So she can get in trouble? Considering its a locker room, would also catch people changing. Which could get her in big trouble with the school and the cops.

Grab your coach and tell them about it.. You have proof it's yours. Oh and buy a lock, locks are gpod at preventing theft.