Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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sunflower226 0
does he wear a speedo?
Brannie 4
this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.
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Comments (185)
StewieGoMad 9
is his name Peter Griffin?
FMyDave 0
Pool boys in general crack me the **** up. You seriously need a ******* guy to clean your own pool, put a tarp over it ******! Oh and put a harness on your wife so she can't leave the kitchen..I kid I kid, but seriously your life sucks..
Rokyre 5
how cold you not see that coming? not even signs leading up to that?
Joey01616 0
Sorry I did that, but can I still work for you? Fyl
strokesie 23
Haven't you learned your lesson from legally blonde?
THE_A_TEEN 28
What if OP never watched Legally Blonde before?
Samuraixman 3
hope you had her sign a prenup if so jokes on her
Shelta957 13
Hide yo kids, hide yo wife...
TheNewGuy03 29
Oh, but his wife was found. Probably several times. Hard. |the kid|
erika729 1
I hope it wasn't a Mac, I'd b so ****** pissed..the other crap is easily replaceable
quite_bored 9
Yeah, I'd be mad if someone stole my overpriced eye candy too.
Z0NAG1RL 0
That does suck!! I am the pool boy at my house!!!
loserman67 36
So he: Copped your computer concealed your cash and snatched your snatch Tip: Don't pay this months pool cleaning bill