FML : Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML

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Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lauren - / Thursday 8 July 2010 04:51 / United States

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By Pixiewolfe | 45

#7459310 - Tuesday 23 May 2017 20:52

Oh, that's an awkward excuse considering you can take vacuums apart to get stuff back!

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By Pixiewolfe | 45

#7459310 - Tuesday 23 May 2017 20:52

Oh, that's an awkward excuse considering you can take vacuums apart to get stuff back!

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