By Jeathrow - 16/02/2012 15:01 - United States

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Today, after recently moving to an apartment, we've already been asked if we wanted to buy drugs, had a children's chair thrown through the front window, our door painted with "CUNT LICKER" and my laundry stolen. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 210
You deserved it 3 992

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nows a good time to find somewhere else to live. before something dangerous happens

Did you do ANY kind of research/asking around before moving on?

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Did white people move to watts?

Great idea, Dr. Phil.

How is c*nt licker an insult? Unless you are a girl, I wouldn't mind being called one. :)

Did OP's x get her cunt licked while he was sitting on a chair, after buying drugs from her?

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Stop complaining OP, you obviously have some wonderful neighbors. You only just moved in and you already got a welcoming visit from your friendly neighborhood drug dealer, a FREE chair, and a whole load of laundry considerately taken off your hands by a caring member of the community. What more could you ask for? Be grateful for being surrounded by such helpful people.

Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high.

Schizomaniac 24

Hey guys, I could be wrong, but I don't think #1 is the OP.

iloveweed69 7

drugs not hugs:-)

Weed AND a duckface? You are a PRIME example of the stereotypical teenager.

LO388 7

40 - I thumbed you up just because of the Tyrone Biggums costume.

iloveweed69 7

54 - don't be hatin~* thats mah sex face :*

Sex face? Please that is going to get you anywhere with a guy who has a decent mind I don't think so.

Duck face I not sex face. I wouldn't fuck anyone with duck face. :P

The_Troller 14

25- I think just about anything can be an insult if you spray paint it on someone's door.

51 - if that's your sex face, you're not doing it right.

iloveweed69 7

LOL @ everyone~

Namerkp2 8

BANG!!!!

#70 I think I have a decent mind and she looks good to me

overcastlexi 0

Pedo ^

zaaronj 8

Totallay agree

It' not what you say, it's the way that you say it. As they say.

nows a good time to find somewhere else to live. before something dangerous happens

Don't worry, soon they'll find their neighbor dead outside their door

the ice cream truck by my house sells drugs. and some kids always try to threaten people walking by. its real annoying living by people like that

Call the police or shoot them yourself you sit there and let it happen

Back to square one

Dangerous and drugs can never be put in a sentence together! No? They can? Oh... Crawls back into hole...

Ya YDI for moving to Compton

anonymous100000 17

they should call the cops too

Gothicbunnyx3 16

On the bright side they might be doing laundry for you.

oh come on, have a little fun :p

Tweekz14 5

If you were in his shoes you wouldn't be having much fun.

omg called joking? i definitely know that's sucky.

Did you do ANY kind of research/asking around before moving on?

Is this from england? I cant see the location but it sounds like something you'd encounter in my country

Cali. Where the hell in England do you live?

I couldnt see which country it was from. where I was born, a town called boston in lincolnshire, this sort of behaviour isnt uncommon. I've since moved to a much nicer area

Reminds me of Bill Hicks. "Last night some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury."

OP must be from Compton.

Ouch. That's not even funny. I legitimately feel terrible for you. I hope you get out of there ASAP! Good luck.

BrightBrownEyes 11

Sounds like a lovely place to live.

Saritazz 0

Lol, I agree doesn't everyone want to live there :D

zingline89 18

Well, you should have bought those drugs.