Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I found out my husband has racked up $3000 on our credit cards, and ruined my credit score. When confronted, all he had to say was, "Well you didn't tell me when you bought that ten-dollar t-shirt, so I guess we're even." FML
Today, my mother bitched at me for spending $200 on a new clothes I needed for my new job as a bank teller. I then received a notification on my phone that my mother's lingerie order was shipped. She spent $800 on teddies and crotchless panties. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I found out the money my husband's been funneling from our bank account wasn't for drugs or gifts for another girl like I thought. It was for a guy he stupidly believed was a foreign diplomat, who supposedly needed to bribe officials in order to send us several million dollars. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, I found out that the dude I love has been taking the money I used to support him and buying heroin with it. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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WoolyWhoop 7
Kick his ass.
Calaura9 0
Roses are red Violets are blue Your credit cards maxed Looks like you're screwed
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WoolyWhoop 7
Kick his ass.
polkadot1196 0
Tell him he has to pay u back.
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Let's expand on "kick his ass." Max out whatever credit cards he has, take everything from his wallet. Give all his clothes away to charity. Call the woman he's been seeing. Send her wedding pictures for god sake. Then throw his ass out on the streets. But definitely kick his ass before then. Divorce him. All I'm saying.
Finnboghi 0
Yes because committing credit card fraud is always the way to counter someone who's cheating on you. He's an ass, but the only thing you can do is get a legal divorce. And I would suggest not assaulting him during the proceedings, or you may wind up the one getting nothing.
well_this_sucks 0
is it credit card fraud when they're still married? because technically it's still hers too.. right?
thewalesaver 0
#26 You are right, its not fraud if they are married because husband and wife have a legal right that states they share things like credit cards. #22 In no offense, please revise what you type before you submit it.
LchTessMnstr 3
not gonna lie...after thinkin about it for awhile, i thought....Oedipus Complex!!!
OhhxGoshhxAri 0
Apparently we're having trouble understanding that what I said was a joke. The best and only way to know the truth is through confrontation.
astarwarsfan 0
if love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular? best love quote ever :)
wintamint101 7
maybe it was for his mother...the girl hes cheating with
TXjuggalo972 6
#30 22 had some good points I think he was fine
LaLince 40
#1: agreed
jessxoxo28 5
awww, im so sorry ur married to an ass
JohnnyTheFox 0
You deserve it for getting fat after the marriage, saying HELL NO to the threesome, and being an annoying nagging *****.
mosarmini 0
Did you ever think maybe that its for his mom?
hahahfyl 0
thats hawt! :D
papaguna 0
or for himself?
wtfismyfml 0
are you sure it wasn't for his mother? lol
Calaura9 0
Roses are red Violets are blue Your credit cards maxed Looks like you're screwed
LadyKaya 0
HAHAHA
LadyKaya 0
D-I-V-O-R-C-E... Seriously, how'd he expect to get away with it if he had the bill sent to you? Not saying what he did was a good thing, but he could have at least had the bill sent to her and then paid it that way. Either way, kick the lying bastard's ass ;)
rukusrazor 0
Well, now you have their addresses right? (if they were shipped directly to them)
LadyKaya 0
HAHAHA
Mylifeisfd_up 0
FISRT! But seriously, that sucks. Dump his ass. Or go with a threesome. It's your call.
rukusrazor 0
First to make an ass of yourself? Congrats! *Picture of cookie for you*
davidomke 0
trust me, he isn't 1st to do that
I_am_stupid_also 6
Good thing its only a loan and she will pay you back.