Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet, and my wife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, I learned why so much money has been missing from my credit card account. My boyfriend stole it, and has been buying toys for his 3 children. I never knew he had kids. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
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Top comments
sunflower226 0
does he wear a speedo?
Brannie 4
this is why watching **** is educating. everyone knows the pool boy always gets some.
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Comments (185)
fanaticdragon 10
This FML belongs in a soap opera! Is anyone listening?
hoonyer 17
Why, it's already in enough pornos. . .
OHai15 12
85-we're listening.....we just dont care......
FemaIeDog 0
Yeah, when the pool boy showed up to apply for the job, smiling and jumping with excitement, it wasn't drugs.
spazz666 18
Maybe your wife stole those things. Including the pool boy. She was jealous of the looks you were giving him (;
melrose90210 10
Don't forget about your manhood.
MaryPoppins88 14
Well if you would just take care of the damn pool yourself
AJRENO 0
Unacceptable. Dont stand for that bullshit.
TheNewGuy03 29
Well, the pool boy certainly cleaned out more than your pool. Time for revenge. FOR GLORY! FOR SPARTA!!!! |the kid|
WLCD123 0
Sounds like a porno movie plot.
OHai15 12
Hide yo laptop, hide yo wife and hide yo money!! Cus they cleaning everything from ur house out here!!!
jjmiller1001 17
YDI for having a "pool boy"