By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML
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If they can't tell that the fart really didn't come from you then they're morons, but chances are they know exactly who it actually came from and the opportunity was just too good to pass up. Kids suck, it's a fact of life.

Don't worry sooner or later they will leave the school and your "teacher who farted" legacy will be forgotten

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Farting is a natural thing, we all do it. Don't feel bad OP.

That kid's timing is brilliant.

I wonder how long they held it in for that

Well that's shitty.

GTFO #3 ... thank you

You stole his thunder! Bad luck Brianna!

I'd rather have a nickname like that than any of the other nasty names students call their teachers these days. Anyways, OP, time passes and so do memories. It's nearly the end of the school year, so you won't see those students any more, and you get to start fresh next year.

Uh huh, "boy in the front row". That's really the story you're going with?

Yes, i'm sure she was FORCED to write a FML today.

excuses, excuses op! but seriously, they may forget later on.

Don't worry they will forget about it and move on as soon as something else embarrassing happens

If they can't tell that the fart really didn't come from you then they're morons, but chances are they know exactly who it actually came from and the opportunity was just too good to pass up. Kids suck, it's a fact of life.

She's teaching boys in the UK, of course they're morons!

Don't worry sooner or later they will leave the school and your "teacher who farted" legacy will be forgotten

legacies sometimes pass on from generation to generation... so... dont't be so over optimistic.