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By Becky - 11/05/2015 20:54 - United Kingdom - Dorchester

Today, I stood up in front of the class and dropped my pen. As I bent over to pick it up, a boy in the front row loudly broke wind. I will forever be known as "that teacher who farted". FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By dealtit - 30/07/2014 03:49 - United States - Toccoa

Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of class. Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing my work until some kid across the room says, "I could have done better." FML

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By sonotsuave - 04/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, I was tutoring. When my kids were finally working on their own, I stood in my classroom’s doorway to talk to my boss sitting outside about upcoming work. Suddenly, one of my students sitting directly behind me let out the loudest fart ever. I think my boss heard and thought it was me. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By fartwoman - 23/06/2010 01:41 - United States

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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By owwthatfarts - 27/01/2017 11:53 - United States - Worcester

Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, like many other days, I fell asleep in math class. Unlike other days, however, I woke up with a start while ripping a really loud fart in my sleep. The whole class heard it because it was during a lecture. Even the teacher was laughing at me and I had to walk, no, run out of the room. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By Hth - 28/10/2008 00:13 - United States

Today, I farted A LOT during an exam, all silent, so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I'm now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

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nix1993 41

Tuesday 12 May 2015 10:32

If they can't tell that the fart really didn't come from you then they're morons, but chances are they know exactly who it actually came from and the opportunity was just too good to pass up. Kids suck, it's a fact of life.

LennyComa 39

Tuesday 12 May 2015 10:42

Don't worry sooner or later they will leave the school and your "teacher who farted" legacy will be forgotten

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rxsey16 16

Tuesday 12 May 2015 9:49

Farting is a natural thing, we all do it. Don't feel bad OP.

Pingvinai 37

Tuesday 12 May 2015 9:50

That kid's timing is brilliant.

shemademedoit 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 21:10

I wonder how long they held it in for that

rt58killer10 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 9:52

Well that's shitty.

Jason89 15

Tuesday 12 May 2015 19:47

GTFO #3 ... thank you

purpleturtle16 20

Tuesday 12 May 2015 10:02

You stole his thunder! Bad luck Brianna!

Novadi 22

Tuesday 12 May 2015 10:06

I'd rather have a nickname like that than any of the other nasty names students call their teachers these days. Anyways, OP, time passes and so do memories. It's nearly the end of the school year, so you won't see those students any more, and you get to start fresh next year.