Think before you drink

By Anonymous - 14/12/2022 00:00

Spicy
Today, after I had drunk sex with my lesbian best friend a few months ago, she’s now pregnant and isn’t my friend anymore, because I apparently ruined her life, as her girlfriend dumped her, she’s already getting fat, and it’s too late to abort it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 459
You deserved it 1 717

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Blobby McGee 5

It's hilarious how when a woman has to deal with the consequences of her own actions, she has to try to set the blame on the guy, like she had nothing at all to do with how she got into the situation. But you, sir, it is time to be a Man and do what is right by the child. Forget ego, friendships with lesbians, your own hopes and dreams. It's not about you anymore, it's about that kid. Paternity test when it is born, then do what needs to be done to raise the child right and safe, if indeed it is proven to be yours.

I don’t honestly know what you guys were expecting out of drunken unsafe sex tbh.

Comments

That's too bad, but you now have a great pick-up line. "I'm so sexy, I get lesbians pregnant." We need to workshop this. We can capture the idea in a better way, I'm sure.

"She's already getting fat?" It's too bad she had to learn the hard way to keep manchildren like you out of her life. I hope she sues you for child support.

cpguru24 13

I read that as, she was saying "you ruined my life, and I am already getting fat!!", not him calling her fat. I think you read it wrong.

anonnymouse1812 7

if you are that special i hope you can never have kids of your own so you cant ruin someones life like that 😇

I don’t honestly know what you guys were expecting out of drunken unsafe sex tbh.

Blobby McGee 5

It's hilarious how when a woman has to deal with the consequences of her own actions, she has to try to set the blame on the guy, like she had nothing at all to do with how she got into the situation. But you, sir, it is time to be a Man and do what is right by the child. Forget ego, friendships with lesbians, your own hopes and dreams. It's not about you anymore, it's about that kid. Paternity test when it is born, then do what needs to be done to raise the child right and safe, if indeed it is proven to be yours.

Sounds like she was trying to self sabotage and just wants to blame you. Birth control is a thing and the abortion pill is an option for nearly 3 months.

"apparently"? have you thought about the possibility that you are the asshole in this scenario, and ACTUALLY ruined her life?