By Anonymous - 7/5/2010 08:30 - United States
  Today, I'm having a nice evening out on the town. After my complimentary round of drinks for my birthday, my friend walks in with a big pink gift-box. It was an inflatable... erm... 'friend.' Which then got unwrapped in front of several of my other friends. And several members of my family. FML
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By  skyeyez9  |  24

Well, at least your friends love ya. Some fml's on here talk about friends not showing up at their b day party, stiffing them with a huge restaurant bill, or significant other dumping them at their own party.

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  buddybudda  |  0

who ever your friend is, he is one funny son of a gun. he Is letting you know that if you ever need hook ups he's got them for you! your parents were probably laughing on the inside

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  kitty0910  |  0

Reminds me of a gift I got a chick a few years ago. she went down on her guy and came up too soon and his load got in her eye. Her eye was really red for a few days so for her bday I got her goggles. everyone laughed... except her...

By  skyeyez9  |  24

Well, at least your friends love ya. Some fml's on here talk about friends not showing up at their b day party, stiffing them with a huge restaurant bill, or significant other dumping them at their own party.