By OhGreat
  Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend who is a VERY loud moaner. He kept saying my name over and over again then all of a sudden his mom comes in and says "yes hun...oh God sorry"...that's how I found out I have the same name as my boyfriend's mom. FML
OhGreat. tells us more :
Hey OP here! No he doesn't live with with his mom. No I didn't know his mom's name. He lives alone so no we didn't lock the doors. His mom lives in Florida with his step dad she was coming up to visit and to meet me she was a week early! He never called her by her first name it's always "my mom". But I guess when she's around he calls her by her first name all the time but with me he calls her mom. I hope to God that during us having sex he wasn't thinking of her....thats weird.
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  PenguinPal3017  |  19

Could be. I don't know a lot of my friend's parent's names. You'd think he would have introduced her but maybe not, or maybe just "this is my mom", and if he's living at home the mother may be Mrs Johnson. I feel funny at 27 calling my friend's parents by their first names. At 17 it would be much worse.

  LilaBear  |  1

"I don't know a lot of my friend's parent's names... I feel funny at 27 calling my friend's parents by their first names. "
Except this isn't just a friend's mum, it's her boyfriend's mum. Everyone I know calls their partner's parents by their first name.

What I want to know is why the mother thinks her son would be calling her by her first name, and why they're having sex in his mother's house with an unlocked door :-/

  KrazyKatz3  |  26

I would normally call my parents mum or dad but when they don't answer I would call their first names because people know their own names better than mum or dad

By  ezrajab  |  22

What a way to meet the parents!

  Merlin Nox  |  2

"You're really hot and smart but I'm afraid I cannot date you because your name is the same as one of my relative"
Said literally no one ever.
Except some self loving virgin maybe.

  Suaria  |  37

It's hard when your male relatives who have common names to not find a significant other that doesn't have the same name as one of them.