FML : Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend who is a VERY loud moaner. He kept saying my name over and over again then all of a sudden his mom comes in and...

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend who is a VERY loud moaner. He kept saying my name over and over again then all of a sudden his mom comes in and says "yes hun...oh God sorry"...that's how I found out I have the same name as my boyfriend's mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

OhGreat. Say more :

Hey OP here! No he doesn't live with with his mom. No I didn't know his mom's name. He lives alone so no we didn't lock the doors. His mom lives in Florida with his step dad she was coming up to visit and to meet me she was a week early! He never called her by her first name it's always "my mom". But I guess when she's around he calls her by her first name all the time but with me he calls her mom. I hope to God that during us having sex he wasn't thinking of her....thats weird.

By OhGreat - / Friday 4 August 2017 12:00 /

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By Druu | 53

#7509782 - Friday 28 July 2017 06:35

Riight. Somehow you didn't know this before?

By RichardPencil | 22

#7517891 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 12:36

He wasn’t saying your name at all.

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By Druu | 53

#7509782 - Friday 28 July 2017 06:35

Riight. Somehow you didn't know this before?

PenguinPal3017 | 6

#7517947 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:17

Could be. I don't know a lot of my friend's parent's names. You'd think he would have introduced her but maybe not, or maybe just "this is my mom", and if he's living at home the mother may be Mrs Johnson. I feel funny at 27 calling my friend's parents by their first names. At 17 it would be much worse.

dharmaint | 15

#7517983 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:48

Never thought of that good point

S1nGeN0r | 10

#7518014 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 02:22

Exactly. Right.

LilaBear | 1

#7518108 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 04:08

"I don't know a lot of my friend's parent's names... I feel funny at 27 calling my friend's parents by their first names. " Except this isn't just a friend's mum, it's her boyfriend's mum. Everyone I know calls their partner's parents by their first name. What I want to know is why the mother thinks her son would be calling her by her first name, and why they're having sex in his mother's house with an unlocked door :-/

By Adam Dessouki | 13

#7517890 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 12:34

That's not weird at all, lol.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7517891 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 12:36

He wasn’t saying your name at all.

Reagan Seidel | 1

#7519110 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 08:02

Oh man that's terrible

By NostalgiaFreak9 | 38

#7517896 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 12:39

Wait, his mom would actually answer to him if he refers to her by her given name?

OrchidKitten | 12

#7517922 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:04

Some parents don't have their child call them mom or dad.

Mikey B | 5

#7517970 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:37

only during sex

caitie_1997 | 5

#7518315 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 07:22

Mine does.

jbuckets_404 | 31

#7519635 - Thursday 3 August 2017 05:01

caitie: your mom calls your name when she's having sex?!

KrazyKatz3 | 19

#7529797 - Monday 14 August 2017 06:37

I would normally call my parents mum or dad but when they don't answer I would call their first names because people know their own names better than mum or dad

By RockPrincess26 | 13

#7517928 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:06

Sounds like incest.

By alvarny | 16

#7517931 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:07

so who's your mummy now?

By ezrajab | 20

#7517949 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:21

What a way to meet the parents!

By Mikey B | 5

#7517967 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:36

TODAY, while having sex w my boyfriend he was moaning his mothers name, really loud.. I must have been doing it right!

By Georgian_fml | 15

#7517982 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:47

so you dating a guy, you call him your boyfriend, you have sexy time ?, and you dont know his mothers name???

By dharmaint | 15

#7517984 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 01:49

That's why I wouldn't go for someone with the name of a relative. If you're in bed it will get uncomfortable

Merlin Nox | 2

#7518916 - Wednesday 2 August 2017 05:01

Absolutely "You're really hot and smart but I'm afraid I cannot date you because your name is the same as one of my relative" Said literally no one ever. Except some self loving virgin maybe.