Intimacy: Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

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Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

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Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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By Simon Edhouse - 13/09/2021 09:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

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Today, my wife has initiated sex less than five times in the 18 years we've been married. If I don't mention it, then she doesn't have to bother. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2021 22:01

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Today, I congratulated my best mate and his wife on their third pregnancy in three years. It then dawned on me that they've had sex more times in three years of marriage than I have had in six years of mine. FML

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Dead bed

By ohyey - 29/01/2011 01:50 - Norway

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Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML

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Time flies

By Anonymous - 06/07/2022 22:00

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Today, my husband asked if we could have more sex, because we spend every day together, but if he wanted celibacy, he’d have stayed single and spent time with his friends. He then pulled out a diary proving we’ve only had sex twice this year. I was completely unaware it was so infrequent. Whoops. FML

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By noosher0990 - 18/02/2010 00:30

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Today, I found out that my neighbor gets more pleasure out of me and my husband having it off then I do. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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So frustrating!

By Marvin-jones - 02/03/2023 02:00

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Today, my wife accused me of using her for sex. I'd only just admitted to her two days ago that I've been struggling to get it up to try and perform, after a hospital stay and a month of almost no sexual contact. FML

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By Sapphire Mills - 28/11/2018 13:30

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Today, it's my 2-year wedding anniversary. It also marks 2 years since my wife told me, "We're married now we don't need to have sex anymore." FML

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BadApple88 29

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:39

Divorce that bitch

WCARlover 34

Sunday 15 June 2014 23:44

Screw cheaters. Well...actually it looks like other guys have been. Sorry OP. :(

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redstone7693 29

Tuesday 17 June 2014 3:02

Dump the bitch. You deserve better.

Gravenmuir 18

Tuesday 17 June 2014 8:57

It kind of makes me mad when people say to get revenge by having sex with the best friend. That is no better than what the cheating spouse did. Stay classy, my friends.

catharsis5 9

Tuesday 17 June 2014 9:59

My response depends on the question, are you guys in an open marriage? This would be 100x more interesting if you guys are in an open marriage.

robertmil90 10

Tuesday 17 June 2014 13:29

I suspect the same of mine sorry op keep your chin up

silverstream20 20

Wednesday 18 June 2014 0:38

How about this for revenge. Sleep with her best friend, divorce her and then post online of how active she's been so all her friends and family know.

orangeink25 3

Wednesday 18 June 2014 20:09

lol, your wife is a *****. I hope you used protection the few times you did it.

the_boyo_cgw 10

Sunday 22 June 2014 0:49

time for a divorce

ihelent 10

Thursday 26 June 2014 0:44

I wouldn't call her a wife anymore

HavockWalks 2

Saturday 28 June 2014 15:38

DIVORCE!!!

moot_chan 18

Monday 8 December 2014 0:02

Yeah and they say it's a man's world

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