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this is a situation that is a legitimate fml without much humor to it. a good dead that does not go unpunished in a really scary way. after the jokers explaination of why he uses a knife to kill people, it would be a nightmare to find yourself on the receiving end of the blade. truly FYL OP. you deserve ALL OF THE COOKIES!
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Taser, and kicking. Lots of kicking. To the face. Don't you watch their videos on YouTube?
I can relate to that OP, yesterday a girl got hit in the face by some guy, and I went over and asked if she was alright, and the 6ft4 bulky man who hit her came back and went full speed at me shouting shit out me, and i was running away and I went to go down the escalator but the right way side was closed so i went down the one coming up and busted my ankle at least 3 times running down it, now its gonna take a month at least to heal, and I had just gotten back into gym after not going for 3 months after having tonsilitis, glandular, and breaking my wrist consecutively..
Woah there 84!, that's an FML in itself right there.
*defuse. Diffusion is the process of gases spreading out into an equilibrium concentration
no good deed goes unpunished :(
He didn't die. There's his reward.
Maybe OP's a bodysnatcher and now the only one who can save us is Haldol'ed up in a locked psych ward.... Or something.
I hope you didn't get hurt and she got the help she needs.
She should be thrown in a straight jacket in a mental hospital. She isn't capable of living in modern society.
Well, that really isn't something you'd expect to happen when attempting to help somebody. I'm sorry, OP.
Doesn't she know psychotic zombie-like, bath salt induced freaks are like totally 2012?
Sounds like your typical Bollywood drama film :)
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This is quite possibly the most twisted FML I've seen for a long time.
There are too many crazy people around, but props to you for trying to help.