Miscellaneous: Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my...

By jostertoaster12 - 13/02/2015 20:31 - United States - Steamboat Springs

Today, while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over my skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regained my balance, I saw the man had followed me just to say "How graceful" and continue on. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By Tree Hugger - 22/12/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, I went skiing with a friend of mine. He went first. I heard a loud *THUD* and went to investigate. When I went past him, he yelled, "I ran into a tree. I don't feel so good!" He said it in such a defeated and humorous way, that I crashed into a tree myself because I couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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By hoser - 21/02/2010 10:01 - Canada

Today, I went skiing. Trying to show off to some inexperienced skiers, I flew past them at my top speed, a bracket snapped off my boot and I slid on my face for about 30 metres. FML

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By Skier - 29/01/2010 02:01 - Canada

Today, I was skiing really fast and there was a sign saying 'Slow Down'. Feeling rather good about myself I decided to jump over the sign. Whilst jumping, however, I caught my ski tips on the sign and went face first into the ground. Hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2014 01:07 - United States - Bend

Today, on my first ski run down a mountain, I dislocated my patella. Now I get to watch out of the window as my family builds a snowman and names it after me. FML

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Roythetickler 21

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:39

Kick his ass

ndnpride88 25

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:35

At least you were able to get back up. Glad your okay OP

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ndnpride88 25

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:35

At least you were able to get back up. Glad your okay OP

adrian1910 15

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:00

When you fall on snow and roll down aren't you supposed to form a huge snow ball?

ScarredFlame 17

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:35

how UNgraceful of him

Roythetickler 21

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:39

Kick his ass

Diesel96 16

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:40

Not sure why he would expect you to be 'graceful' in that situation! At least you're okay, OP!

irwingiggles 26

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:42

what an asshole.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:45

But the Romanian judge gave you an 8.9 for sticking the landing.

RusticChick 27

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:46

I sense a snowball fight on the rise..

flufee2 27

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:54

Just reply "**** You"

i_needa_username 17

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:56

Do the same to him!!

irisr_fml 24

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:01

Yeah because everyone falls down a hill glamouroulsy

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Today, I was at the local drive-thru with my boyfriend. While we were picking up the food, the asswipe at the window thought it hilarious to copy the scene from "American Beauty" and pretend that we were a couple and that I was cheating on him. My actual boyfriend believed it and won't talk to me. FML

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