FML : Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend...

215

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By liveforpeace_ - / Tuesday 28 April 2009 06:27 / Canada

Intimacy

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Create my account Sign in

Top comments

By ZiggyMorrison | 0

#150700 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Spadiethestar | 0

#150714 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:08

Aouch.. poor you.. Well at least you know where you stand with this worm of a man.... And, btw, sorry to have to say that, but get yourself checked for STD, such a loser may have fooled around without protection...

Comments

By ZiggyMorrison | 0

#150700 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

lil_jkt | 0

#457157 - Tuesday 4 August 2009 10:20

@ #1 best reply, bro..lmao

jimjones_fml | 0

#486505 - Friday 14 August 2009 06:47

no woman no cry!!!

paramorefan125 | 0

#878429 - Sunday 21 February 2010 11:54

lol my thots exactly

z620 | 0

#881333 - Monday 22 February 2010 06:18

don't worry about a thing cuz every little thing is gonna be alright

By greenman_fml | 0

#150707 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:06

Have a three-some, push both off mountain. You win

iwanina | 0

#972310 - Thursday 1 April 2010 01:27

no, I think you win

ncvolley123 | 8

#1149901 - Wednesday 28 July 2010 12:21

u r an old perv. u remind me of the rapest in the lovely bones.

ThatGuyWithHair | 0

#1241643 - Saturday 14 August 2010 09:56

Learn to spell you douchebag.

vollyball921 | 0

#1286628 - Sunday 22 August 2010 09:50

178- lmao thts wut I was thinkin xD

festivalham | 0

#1581057 - Thursday 21 October 2010 02:57

SO TRUE!!

kari1991 | 0

#1912944 - Friday 31 December 2011 12:42

178, I thought that too!!

wiggs5 | 0

#2231230 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 10:23

181: says the girl who can't spell herself?

hansbaby | 0

#2336300 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 09:45

192- she wasn't talking about the spelling, she was talking about the lovely bones rapist person.

ky765 | 0

#2499629 - Friday 13 May 2011 12:16

he def does but book was btter

By davidomke | 0

#150708 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:07

wow, what a jerk 2, you rock :P

By Spadiethestar | 0

#150714 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:08

By Jimboom | 11

#150719 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:09

Lol@ #2! Awesome! But yea, push them both off. You already got the secluded spot. Would be a shame not to make good use of it. ;-)

By qwerty3 | 0

#150724 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:11

#2 - hahah nice :) good idea and yeah that sucks, but better that you found out..

By rukusrazor | 0

#150725 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:11

No Woman, No cry! No. Woman. No. Cry.

mal2012 | 4

#4628079 - Friday 29 June 2012 01:11

Number 8 LMAOOOOO!!! Ur response is hilarious. But Op! Thats sucks. DO NOT TAKE HIM BACK!

By shaBAMalex | 0

#150726 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:11

What are the odds, eh?

jsx12345 | 0

#2851539 - Saturday 9 July 2011 01:27

are you dtf?

By Jemm_fml | 29

#150727 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:12

#2, #6: epic win. OP: Set the bush on fire first THEN follow #6's advice after the fire's spread a bit. #8: LOL

By mindylou | 0

#150743 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 04:21

You went and had sex in a bush on your FIRST DATE and a surprised he's there with someone else? YDI and probably not old enough to be having sex in the first place.