By liveforpeace_ - 28/04/2009 06:27 - Canada

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Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML
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Spadiethestar 0
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Aouch.. poor you.. Well at least you know where you stand with this worm of a man.... And, btw, sorry to have to say that, but get yourself checked for STD, such a loser may have fooled around without protection...

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z620 0
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don't worry about a thing because every little thing is gonna be alright

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ZiggyMorrison 0

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lil_jkt 0
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@ #1 best reply, bro..lmao

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jimjones_fml 0

no woman no cry!!!

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paramorefan125 0

lol my thots exactly

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z620 0
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don't worry about a thing because every little thing is gonna be alright

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greenman_fml 0
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Have a three-some, push both off mountain. You win

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iwanina 0
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no, I think you win

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ncvolley123 8
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u r an old perv. u remind me of the rapest in the lovely bones.

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ThatGuyWithHair 0
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Learn to spell you douchebag.

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vollyball921 0
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178- lmao thts wut I was thinkin xD

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kari1991 0

178, I thought that too!!

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wiggs5 0

181: says the girl who can't spell herself?

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hansbaby 0
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192- she wasn't talking about the spelling, she was talking about the lovely bones rapist person.

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ky765 0

he def does but book was btter

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davidomke 0
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wow, what a jerk 2, you rock :P

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Spadiethestar 0
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Aouch.. poor you.. Well at least you know where you stand with this worm of a man.... And, btw, sorry to have to say that, but get yourself checked for STD, such a loser may have fooled around without protection...

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Jimboom 11
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[email protected] #2! Awesome! But yea, push them both off. You already got the secluded spot. Would be a shame not to make good use of it. ;-)

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qwerty3 0
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#2 - hahah nice :) good idea and yeah that sucks, but better that you found out..

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rukusrazor 0
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No Woman, No cry! No. Woman. No. Cry.

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mal2012 4

Number 8 LMAOOOOO!!! Ur response is hilarious. But Op! Thats sucks. DO NOT TAKE HIM BACK!

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shaBAMalex 0
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What are the odds, eh?

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Jemm_fml 29
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#2, #6: epic win. OP: Set the bush on fire first THEN follow #6's advice after the fire's spread a bit. #8: LOL

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mooshibear140 4
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who said they had sex in the bush? all she said was she and her boyfriend went there on her first date. -.-

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mal2012 4

Number 12. U are dismissed Go sit down

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Seirye 2
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She didn't say anything about HER having sex with him, dumbass. Did you even read all of it?

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