By MacBook - 14/05/2009 19:43 - United States

Today, my dad was in town for a day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dad's slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. In total, we talked for 15 minutes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 86 003
You deserved it 4 185

Same thing different taste

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Yeah, well if you're in the US, Father's Day is coming up. You can send him a condom.


Hunthas 17

the same thing happened to me, except with raccoons :(

Ummm your dad had sex with a raccoon for 2 hours and 45 minutes?? Awkward

to anyone saying that she deserved that is terrible

I agree. They also probably have no how it's bad enough to hear your dad have sex with a slutty girlfriend but that just makes it terible!

wow your a total ******** I hope your bf/ gf cheats on you with your mom or dad so you realize how much of a stupid bitch you are

I2OI3 0

Your dad is a champ! You have got some great genes there buddy! Wow. I guess that's Viagra for ya, LOL ;) - be proud of the man!

Yeah, well if you're in the US, Father's Day is coming up. You can send him a condom.

J15237 25

That's an excellent ******* suggestion.

Rawrrr14 0

So not cool. No offense but that was a bitchy move from your dad and his gf. hormones.... way to ruin everything.

Next time he wants to spend time with you, tell him you're too busy getting laid. Even if it's with yourself. ESPECIALLY if it's with yourself.

hahah wowww. 15 minutes is better than nothing i guess.

okenter 0

I don't care who he is, if anyone pulled this stunt on me, I'd have been gone far before the 2 3/4 hour mark.

I would go knock on the door and if there was no reply I'ld slip a note under the door saying " So much for spending time together... please keep the noise down"